He’s a straight-up moneytard, he spent his whole paycheck last week on a 16” Apple MacBook Pro and since he can barely read or write, he doesn’t even do much more than search the web with it!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020
He often uses his exceptional crowvision right after the job interview just to get a better idea who the candidate really is.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019
The worldwide grief process related to all of the losses we’ve been facing because of Putin’s Pawn having become the US President.
The 5 Stages of Trumpgrief are as follows:
1. Denial: in the beginning when none of us could believe it was really true.
2. Anger: soon after the Inauguration when we all realized he can’t think.
3. Bargaining: in our dreams we entertained the now absurd idea that Pence could be the better one to step in.
4. Depression: the point at which it became obvious that a mass clinical depression had kicked in and that it was time to stop watching the news altogether.
5. Acceptance: where we have all come to realize and somehow accept that so many US citizens across the income spectrum resonated with his lowbrow mafiosi thinking and white supremacist hatred of constitutional law and that the only thing we can do now is light a fire under ourselves to vote his dumb ass out of office.
1. Denial: in the beginning when none of us could believe it was really true.
2. Anger: soon after the Inauguration when we all realized he can’t think.
3. Bargaining: in our dreams we entertained the now absurd idea that Pence could be the better one to step in.
4. Depression: the point at which it became obvious that a mass clinical depression had kicked in and that it was time to stop watching the news altogether.
5. Acceptance: where we have all come to realize and somehow accept that so many US citizens across the income spectrum resonated with his lowbrow mafiosi thinking and white supremacist hatred of constitutional law and that the only thing we can do now is light a fire under ourselves to vote his dumb ass out of office.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019
A powerful expression of disgust or disdain made even more potent when strategically timed with a fierce blast of flatulence.
My dear mother would artfully express her hostility for my adulterous father by sneaking the dinner plate down in front of him while squatting a little, cutting a loud ripper and yelling out, “el farto!”
by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2019
An increasingly popular nickname for Kanye West as he continues to sell out, becoming increasingly servile to a white supremacist president by agreeing to theoretically siphon off some of the young African American vote for Joe Biden.
Look, there goes Uncle Kanye huggin’ on the Bigot in Chief again, he’s even got a line of chic but ugly hats styled after 45’s weird yellow combover!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 08, 2020
A suggestion you make to someone who has insulted you or someone you’re with as you calmly raise your middle finger about a foot in front of their face.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 01, 2020
A term used to describe someone with the intelligence, loyalty and capacity for social attunement often demonstrated by crows.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020