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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

workplace mutism 

When highly creative, intelligent people are entirely mute during staff meetings in a toxic and retaliatory workplace.
Workplace mutism is a great solution to staying off the boss’s radar if you’re fine being gutless and nutless.

prison blues 

Description of the state-issued clothing worn by California inmates, but it’s true meaning is entirely less literal.
Man, I got the prison blues and I got ‘em pretty bad.
prison blues by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

fart tone 

A ring tone that’s the sound of a fart.
Dude, that hornblower fart tone rudely woke me out of a sound sleep - so I answered it!
fart tone by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

Silent Fart Brigade 

A secret society of talented, synchronized farters who covertly gain entry into important events to quietly pass huge amounts of putrid smelling gas before making quick and stealthy exits.
As soon as Attorney General Barr began his comments to the press and his eyes began to water uncontrollably, he knew he’d been hit by the Silent Fart Brigade.

computer head 

When your mind is no longer your own due to long work hours and voluminous documentation requirements.
I’ve got a seriously bad case of computer head and will need to recuperate outdoors all this weekend.
computer head by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

mews news 

When your cat fills you in on all the wildly interesting things that have happened.
I walked into the house and got an ear full of mews news before I could even sit down.
mews news by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

beanie culture 

A slang reference to the common thread among Millennials, that ubiquitous knitted cap.
Beanie culture clearly conveys the laid-back anti-consumerism that defines this generation, rain or shine.
beanie culture by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019