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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

thunder shorts 

Nickname for a prize winning fart champion who is so flatulent that the powerful gaseous rumbling nearly blows his shorts clean off.
We called him thunder shorts; he was truly the master blaster.

roadfuckery 

Slang description of an approach to driving that is base, aggressive and fueled by a need for one-upmanship.
Weaving his way in and out of traffic and making moves that others are unable to anticipate, while masterfully putting everyone’s lives at risk, we can see that roadfuckery is a powerfully addictive sport.
roadfuckery by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2019

roadfuckers 

People willing to have public sex, right there in the dirty road, as an homage to the Beatles’ White Album.
No one will be watching us roadfuckers do it in the road!
roadfuckers by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2019

junknuggets 

Just another déclassé nickname for “the boys.”
Every time I’m scratchin’ the junknuggets, my girlfriend walks in!
junknuggets by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2019
The once popular and fully accepted menu, renamed and rebranded for women.
My four-year old daughter sat down in the restaurant and confidently asked, “May I have a womenu please?”
womenu by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2019

Putin’s Pussy 

Vlady’s inadvertantly damning but affectionate pet name for his good friend living in the White House.
In a moment of unrestrained bromantic emotionalism, he petted the President’s gnarly yellow mane while softly whispering, “Does Putin’s Pussy want a little treat?”

bark chorale 

When neighborhood dogs all bark together in unison, creating melodious canine music emanating from their discomfort.
The approaching train began the bark chorale that quickly grew and crescendoed as the horn blew, slowly fading away as the locomotive passed into the distance.
bark chorale by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2019