A profane invitation whereas the one doing the inviting is flipping a most vulgar bird to illustrate how the invitee might wish to sit on it while spinning.
I have a most brilliant suggestion for you my dear: why don’t you just perch and swivel on this?
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A nickname for the fundraising technique whereas a microscopic pre-checked box in an email solicitation allows the sly and savvy fraudster to legally suck multiple donations out of your bank account within a thirty-day period - unless you uncheck the virtually imperceptible box before submitting your donation.
My dying mother had no idea how generous she was actually being when she made her inadvertent autotrump donations to the trumpian greed machine during her final comatose days!
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A description of Trumpian Times because of the way the Trumpster so cleverly wielded the identity of the victim, to attract and mobilize unsuspecting voter-victims to his side of the political fence.
Only a Culture of Victims could inspire such a violent insurrection that made it seem like a life or death struggle in the minds of otherwise patriotic Americans.
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A term to describe the state of mind resulting from what may be too many years of working closely with and empathizing with incarcerated lifers.
It was clear to me, after receiving my third write-up in less than a year, that I was suffering with an extreme case of lifer head.
A disparaging nickname for the practice of chiropractic, implying that it amounts to pseudo-medical quackery.
Let’s get out into rush hour traffic and facilitate a nice little fender-bender so we can get ourselves some quackopractic and cash-in from some unsuspecting old fart’s insurance company!
A female person with a multi-ethnic background.
My DNA analysis has revealed that I am a muttgirl, just as I’d always suspected!
An outlandish and exceedingly unlikely and fantastical scenario used in place of “when pigs fly” because the latter is a worn-out and tiresome expression.
I will vote for Humpty Trumpty if he runs for future office when chickens drive!
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