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Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

Springerized

A weird but increasingly common process by which people lose a significant percentage of their IQs, as though they are on the Jerry Springer Show.
I’ve been watching for these last four years as the entire White House has steadily become Springerized.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020
mugGet the Springerizedmug.

take a bite of the shit pie!

A gritty phrase to describe how everyone who is part of any organization needs to do what they don’t want to do some of the time.
It’s time for you to step up and take a bite of the shit pie!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021
mugGet the take a bite of the shit pie!mug.

Suckass Samsonite

A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.
I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021
mugGet the Suckass Samsonitemug.

Zuckerbuck

A dollar gained through the clandestine sale of clients’ personal data.
A Zuckerbuck is still a buck and they all add up to equal big-boy power and influence around the world.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2018
mugGet the Zuckerbuckmug.

suicide behind Barr

A “suicide” that takes place under the watch of United States Attorney General William Barr.
Epstein has become too dangerous to those at the top with the most to lose; suicide behind Barr is their only option.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019
mugGet the suicide behind Barrmug.

livin’ the fuckin’ dream

When you are determined to “live the dream” but cannot afford to unless you nearly work yourself to death in order to approximate it.
I’m livin’ the fuckin’ dream and will make goddamn sure that y’all see me doing it.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
mugGet the livin’ the fuckin’ dreammug.

bail extortion

That point toward the beginning of the criminal injustice loop when money is essentially extorted from folks who must pay the piper for a chance to go home.
Once again I’m going through the process of bail extortion so I’ll need you to mortgage your house again, Mama.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 26, 2019
mugGet the bail extortionmug.

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