Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Helliphino 

A fantasy hybrid Rhino that is often scapegoated when someone doesn’t know the answer to something.

Oh geez, Ivanka, Helliphino!

Helliphino by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2019

methsounds 

The typical sounds accompanying the methamphetamine experience such as frantic goalless talking, loud pulsating music with an insanely strong backbeat, and absurdly explosive orgasms.

Our noisetard neighbors are constantly making methsounds; there is no off-button unfortunately.

methsounds by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2019

alcohol whisperer

A person, sometimes a trained therapist or addiction counselor, who can cut through an alcoholic’s denial and plant a seed of independence from drinking.

I recall nothing whatsoever that this alcohol whisperer said, but the way that she said it will always hang with me.

alcohol whisperer by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019

bunnymind 

The mental state of being entirely grounded in the moment, in the grass, in the part-sun, part-shade.

I take some time each weekend attempting to approximate bunnymind.

bunnymind by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019

speed farting 

A little understood talent with contests held all over the world to showcase it.

The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.

speed farting by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019

methmind 

A mental state characterized by seriously fragmented thoughts, racing images of personal grandeur and sex with everything that appears to be lubricated.

In that afternoon of total methmind, I disassembled the entire car and then had incredible sex with a willing cantaloupe.

methmind by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019

suckabuck 

Slang for the capacity to run very quickly through money.

That guy can suckabuck faster than anyone I’ve ever met.

suckabuck by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019