Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

zippertard

Someone who is unable to manage closing up their zipper without snagging their nuts in it.

Let’s see if you can do this right, zippertard.

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The mini-tomatoes that prison inmates cultivate in their intentionally unclean asshole hair because their diets are so limited.

Hey Bubba, throw me one of your asshole tomatoes, will ya?

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A dufus, often due to being shitfaced or hungover, who cannot remember to zip up his or her pants.

You’re such a zippertard, honey, you might as well just leave it down permanently!

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One who repeatedly engages in incest with as many relatives as possible to the point of becoming stupid.

Tell that incesttard to come down for dinner and leave his little sister alone!

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Someone whose pants you can see moving as they fill and collapse with frequent and powerful fart action.

Fuck you flutterpants, why don’t you go stand next to another good friend?

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A ratio relating to the volume of urine excreted concurrent with laughter which may be used as a fairly reliable estimate of how funny something is.

Pissing myself the whole time and unable to stop, I cleverly cited the prank’s wetness to laughter ratio as an excuse.

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A hip clothing line to give JUICY and PINK a run for their money but designed for old farts wishing to mock youthful zombie fashionistas.

My sweats are JUICY BROWN; I wouldn’t wear anything else!

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