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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

livin’ the wet dream 

A sarcastic and somewhat glib reference to hitting a protracted dry spell when it comes to having sex.
Yeah man, I’m home by myself every weekend, just floating in the pool and livin’ the wet dream!

macaroon asshole 

A medical condition involving densely impacted shredded coconut in the lower colon that results from eating too many macaroons way too quickly.
Lemme tell you, getting my macaroon asshole roto-rooted in an urgent care setting was a great way to spend a Saturday night.
macaroon asshole by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

goat karaoke

A new craze wherein folks bring their goats to a karaoke bar, get shit-faced and then reach a point where they are completely unselfconscious on the stage doing a duet with the goat.
Let’s go my fun loving little grass monkey, we got our goat karaoke tonight!
goat karaoke by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

fuckless fuck

An anticipated sexual romp, replete with all of the physiological signs, that winds up not being one at all.
It all started out on fire but then mysteriously fizzled into the fuckless fuck when we reached our destination.
fuckless fuck by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

nuts in a wringer

An earthy reference to being in deep trouble.
He’s gonna get back to work after his week off in Tahiti and find his nuts in a wringer; I’m talking serious flatdick .
nuts in a wringer by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

nuts in a bag 

Slang reference to having no courage.
He always keeps his nuts in a bag.
nuts in a bag by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

Trump’s Brain 

A nickname growing in popularity for Stephen Miller, 45’s newest top advisor.
Trump’s Brain isn’t the worst thing I’ve ever been called; everybody’s got a disability and President Trump is no different.
Trump’s Brain by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019