Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
Queen For A Day
An inadvertently culturally lampooning game show from the fifties and sixties that sought to recognize and reward the selfless everyday experiences of competing homemakers by gifting the most miserable and economically disadvantaged woman with prizes that allowed her to reign for one magical day before she returned to her real life to cook and clean on a higher plane with kitchen and washday appliances beyond her wildest dreams.
In 1962 my mom was crowned Queen For A Day for her commendable long suffering willingness to be our most beloved and highly expert in-house tutor, chef, maid and life coach.
Queen For A Day by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019
microturding
A term describing the phenomenon of tiny, hard, rabbit pellet-like shits that cluster in a big lump, resulting from opiate use.
microturding by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019
workplace folk hero
Term used to describe a person who is or was generally fearless in their committed demonstrations of questioning what is often oppressive authority.
She was a workplace folk hero who had some impressive write-ups, righteous confrontations, refusals to obey absurd rules, a foul mouth at the perfect times, occasional meltdowns and a talent for ferreting out avoidant bosses; she also possessed a colorful selection of anti-workplace socks that many found supportive and hilarious.
workplace folk hero by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2019
fer shiggedy
Slang white-speak, a Caucasian comeback to the Snoop Dog’s ‘fo’ shizzle’ both loosely meaning ‘for sure’ in a way that is downtown and striving at least to be as hip as anything this white ever could be.
Well shit, that’s a 10-4 and fer shiggedy; if I ever heard anything more true, I can’t say what on Earth it’d be!
fer shiggedy by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2019
bipolar bubbles
Term that describes those sudden eruptions of irritability and intense rage that occur suddenly, without warning.
Those motherfucking, wild-ass bipolar bubbles pop up out of nowhere and then take at least fifteen minutes to even begin to dissipate.
bipolar bubbles by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2019
nut prominence
A reference to a man’s groin and the extent his business is prominent in his clothing, often greatly influenced by the type of underwear worn.
When this guy walks up to perfect strangers, it’s clear that they make every attempt to try to avoid staring at his nearly obscene nut prominence.
nut prominence by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2019
denuttification
With muted horror, I watched the painfully slow-motion denuttification of this once courageous seeming man as he learned to deftly sleepwalk through his lengthy prison term, working as a psychologist for the state.
denuttification by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2019