hard-on in a bottle

Slang nickname for the sports celebrity hyped but entirely ineffective mail-order supplements that purport to give you muscles and a big black boner no matter what your ethnicity.

I don’t give a rat’s ass if it is a full-blown goddamn placebo, I just wanna get my own hard-on in a bottle and try it out for myself!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 01, 2019

Pocket Poodles

Tiny Poodles that people keep hidden in their pockets to keep themselves company when they are not supposed to have any animal companions.

I got myself some of them fabulous little Pocket Poodles so that I will never have to be alone!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 04, 2021

fish nipple

A rural manner of suggesting the rarity of something by using a nonexistent figment of the imagination to do so.

45’s ability to make good decisions is about as commonplace as a fish nipple.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

dumpatrump

So many toddlers across the U.S. are uttering this commonly held sentiment as their very first word!

There is no doubt that she learned to say “dumpatrump!” while listening to CNN and MSNBC.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019

geezer ass

Slang term referring to a wide selection of age-related ass difficulties that typically happen.

Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020

rude, crude and screwed

A phrase to describe a situation wherein a person has unleashed their impulsive and rude vulgarity upon the wrong recipient who winds up being willing to eject them from their position, whatever it was.

Dr. Lumpnutz wound up being the pitiable poster boy for rude, crude and screwed one evening after a few too many gimlets with his hospital administrator.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 05, 2021

notesick

A term to describe the feeling of having ground to a complete halt and employing every single form of procrastination you have ever employed because you can’t face doing any more electronic healthcare record notes when you’re a mental healthcare professional and you’re at home and it’s already 9 PM.

I have a great idea, let’s get really shitfaced so that we won’t even be capable of entering in any more information into the online electronic healthcare record until tomorrow, as this will definitely override the current problem of being hopelessly notesick!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 03, 2023