Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
accidental nasal puncture
A highly common but regularly unreported injury resulting from the idiotic practice of attempting to cut your protruding nasal hairs with a regular pair of scissors while driving.
While driving to work I glimpsed the horrific cluster of abnormally dark hairs glaring back at me from my rear view mirror and panicked which led to the accidental nasal puncture which I sought to nurse myself as I considered the depth of humiliation I’d experience explaining it to the urgent care staff.
accidental nasal puncture by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019
Shaka’s People
A slang, generic reference to what is essentially the “In Crowd” which may have begun in the 1970s but persists and is still powerful in conveying it’s same meaning today.
I am one of Shaka’s People; it’s made me a better person and I feel good about it and what it means to me.
Shaka’s People by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
it takes one to blow one!
it takes one to blow one! by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
The Amsterdam Hash King
A now famous folk hero, in his still virile seventies, who once travelled all about in his ‘66 Volkswagen van, hangin’ out and lightin’ up with all the beautiful women he left in his wake.
I remember that handsome, red-bearded Viking, we called him “The Amsterdam Hash King;” I ran my fingers through his long locks more than once!
The Amsterdam Hash King by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
teenagerstink
The horrific and pungently disgusting, sometimes gag-inducing super-stench that often emanates from an active male teenager’s room.
Practically every day the teenagerstink wafts out into the hallway and makes all of us come close to losing our breakfasts.
teenagerstink by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
fake weather prediction
The mind boggling attempt made by 45 to convince Poland and the public that Alabama was in the predicted path of Dorian by extending the National Weather Service’s actual charted trajectory by using his trusty black Sharpie marker to lamely do so.
I cancelled this bullshit Poland visit and then made a very big Vegas bet online that Alabama would wind up in Dorian’s path and you fuckheads need to let me put this on the news to legitimize it, even if it is a fake weather prediction!
fake weather prediction by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
fake news fuckheads
45’s special pet name for news channel staffers who aired his absurd black Sharpie pen shitshow as he tried to legitimize a fake story he’d concocted that a portion of Alabama was in the path of Hurricane Dorian.
C’mon you fake news fuckheads, just lemme get this fake bullshit on the air for two minutes and then those Polacks will accept my whole cancellation story that I pulled outta my ass!
fake news fuckheads by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019