Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

co-piloting 

A more polite word used to describe codependency.

Absolutely, my stepfather was co-piloting my mother’s life, it was like that from the very start.

co-piloting by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019

installation death experience

Installation art that provides the participant with an experience of their own death, with a variety of “final moments themes” to choose from.

For my installation death experience, I will roll the dice, just as I do in life, and see what theme is chosen for me by fate!

installation death experience by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019

impeachment inquiry 

A surefire method in the mind of the Commander in Cheat to insure hugely substantial profits from future hotels, golf courses and luxury townhouses.

This impeachment inquiry is boon for my financial future because the bigger a complete badass I am in the course of my Presidency, the bigger my bankroll, OK?

impeachment inquiry by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019

Canine Mufflehouse 

A specially constructed, hi-tech doghouse invented to effectively prevent neighbors from having their sleep destroyed by your obnoxious little outdoor yapper.

I picked up the Canine Mufflehouse right before my neighbors, who had apparently joined forces to have me taken deep into the desert with Fifi, made their move!

Canine Mufflehouse by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019

The Trump Show 

A gilded but disfigured world occupied by 45 in which he believes that his privileged yet scripted life, since birth, has been continuously filmed as it was with Truman Burbank in the movie The Truman Show.

Sensing nothing whatsoever as reality, he just did whatever the hell he felt like doing all along and “knew” that it wouldn’t matter if there was no more world, since it was only a movie, and so he mocked those with nothing to their names or with disabilities or even the truth of climate change and catastrophic destruction of the environment and he just enjoyed befriending the worst of the worst, even genocidal dictators because he identified most with them and eventually was entirely worse than all of them and after all, it’s only one big drama, it’s The Trump Show!

The Trump Show by Dr Bunnygirl September 18, 2019

gummy farts 

Slang for what is often booming and extended flatulence precipitated by consuming fiber gummies.

It’s an obvious gummy farts production, an undeniable symphony composed by my nightly healthy habit of supplementing my fiber intake with enough fiber gummies to create all of this classical gas.

gummy farts by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

sham President 

A President that was not elected legitimately, usually one that came into power with some degree of outside assistance.

I don’t like thinking of myself as a sham President but when I get all down about it I just bring myself back to realizing that everything I am and have ever done is frankly a complete sham.

sham President by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019