Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

Unfortunate Son

A nickname flexibly used for the 45th POTUS and any of his three known sons because they are the offspring of 45’s father, a well-known and highly accomplished tax fraudster.

Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on your perspective, Fred’s Unfortunate Son may have to do time for his less restrained and probably more damaging greed.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020

halfway out of the closet

A phrase used to describe being bisexual and being out of the closet about it.

I don’t really get why it doesn’t seem to count quite as much or be as exciting when we come halfway out of the closet!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020

Rabbitworld

A fantastical and idyllic place in our minds where we can go as we endure the last leg of this nightmare Trumpian marathon.

I close my eyes and conjure Rabbitworld as I mute the nightly TV news and run swiftly with the rabbits across a sunlit meadow encircled by lush oak trees.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2020

Oh Shit Syndrome

A psychological disorder, driven by deep-seated guilt, whereas a person believes they are doing everything wrong and constantly making mistakes.

I’ve been suffering with Oh Shit Syndrome since I was about four or five.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2020

Make Bunnies Not War

A phrase to replace the Vietnam era anti-war slogan, “Make Love Not War,” to be used to disarm angry, aggressive people.

If someone tries to ruin my happiness, I just smile softly and gently say, “Make Bunnies Not War!”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2020

Have a big one!

An increasingly popular phrase to replace “Have a good one!” to emphasize that you want the recipient to get the very biggest and therefore the very best one of whatever it is.

When I say, “Have a big one!” I could be referring to eating a meal, having a party or taking a shit, it all works!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2020

Patriot Inflatables

Inflatable statues of dead white folks on pedestals to be used at picnics, in the pool or on the Fourth to express patriotism once the real ones are permanently wiped from involuntary view and are nestled safely inside special museums.

I brought all my Patriot Inflatables to my family reunion and let me tell you something, they were a big hit!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2020