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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

An increasingly popular nickname for Attorney General William Barr.
Relatively new in this volatile quick-change administration where “You’re fired!” is a frequently heard refrain, AG Barrtard is more likely than not to be a future casualty.
Barrtard by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019

Forever 61 

A specialty clothing store for elderly fashionistas since 61 is clearly the new 21.
I’ll see you later darling, I’m off to Forever 61 to get myself some of those hot new Skinny Depends!
Forever 61 by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019

Benedict Donald 

A newly coined and already very popular nickname for the Trumpster, born of the 2019 impeachment inquiry.
Well you know, back in the old days when we were smart about these things, someone like Benedict Donald would be dealt with very differently!
Benedict Donald by Dr Bunnygirl September 28, 2019

pushing the ejector button

That fantasy of relief that everyone has had when trapped listening to someone who drones on and on about something they do not want to hear.
So we’re driving along on Highway 1, headed northward on a most beautiful stretch of the California coastline, and the next thing I know, I’m pushing the ejector button!

soft serve turd 

That smooth and continuous, super creamy turd that resembles soft serve ice cream.
I’m just gonna openly brag about this astounding evenly colored and perfectly formed soft serve turd!
soft serve turd by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

fire hydrant chic 

FYI, fire hydrant chic is Gigi’s bottom line concern when you bring home the next “super cute” but highly embarrassing freak-wear costume from Petco or PetSmart.
fire hydrant chic by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

carpet Picasso

A lighthearted nickname for your new and untrained puppy.
Let’s put our talented little carpet Picasso in his kennel while we’re out for a little while!
carpet Picasso by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019