Orwellian President

A totalitarian head of state such as in Orwell’s classics, “Animal Farm” and “1984.”
I know that my devoted base will ultimately accept that some men such as me, their Orwellian President, are just more equal than others.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 27, 2019
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Public Idiot Number One

A nickname for the 45th POTUS, implying that he is an enemy of the people and stating outright that he is an A-1 idiot.
We can all thank ourselves for having contributed to the election of Public Idiot Number One.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019
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workplace hoarder

That older colleague whose office is unable to be cleaned by the cleaning crew because they believe in “keeping hard copies.”
I am most deeply offended by the term “workplace hoarder” and NO, you may NOT touch that stack, it contains the most lucrative accounts we have serviced, all the way back to 1982!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019
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Vatican bones

His lifelong predatory behavior, like the Vatican bones recently discovered in an ossuary, was entirely unknown until recently.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019
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Fraud Guarantee

A super stupid name for a technology firm that is supposedly set up to protect its customers from being defrauded but may be the direct connection with the savvy fraudsters themselves.
Let’s just say that when I found Fraud Guarantee I was entirely solvent but after doing business with Mr. Parnas for about a year, I was living in my car.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 06, 2019
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spot fine

A fine that is an informal or sham fine that is paid by someone who is in actuality bribing a dirty cop.
Yeah, we paid that fucker his spot fine, he pulled us over and shook us down good!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2020
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trumplicking

Slang for the manner in which politicians-for-sale audition for a job in 45’s cabinet by getting their extreme rhetoric covered by Fox News.
That trumplicking guy is my very best friend until he gets busted... at which point I’ll distance myself from him immediately.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 02, 2019
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