Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

flying rabbit paradigm

A way of describing a profoundly loose framework of laws and theories in which just about anything you can imagine can potentially happen.

It was clear that she had been living inside of a flying rabbit paradigm since childhood.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

STF up!

Polite manner of saying, “shut the fuck up!” without the vulgarity.

As her small children looked on, she yelled: “STF up! you little four-legged yapping machine, go in the house, go to beddy!”

by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2019

barktard

A dog who barks relentlessly.

Our neighbors got one ‘a them barktard dogs to drive us all insane.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

microyapper

A pejorative nickname for a very small and endlessly yappy dog.

Let’s take that microyapper on a very long walk!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021

Putin proxy

Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States.

As a Putin proxy, I am able to succeed beyond my wildest dreams.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 8, 2018

Dump Boy

A derisive nickname for that guy in your office who spends way too much time in the workplace unisex bathroom taking a dump.

Well, there goes Dump Boy, he’s headed in there again, so we’d all better steer clear for the next 30 minutes to let it air out!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2023

chopper talk

Slang for the familiar lame interactions between the Obstructionist in Chief and journalists as he pretends he can’t hear unwelcome questions over the noise of the chopper blades.

Hey you fake newstards, this is fucking chopper talk, not some serious White House press briefing!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 5, 2020