Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

Muelleresque

An adjective describing a deliberate, unhurried and exacting focus such as that demonstrated by Special Counsel Robert Mueller.

The Muelleresque ballet unfolds in stark contrast to the ham-footed bungledance of the Simpleton in Chief.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2018

beardscaping

The regular and careful caretaking of one’s beard to bring it as close to perfection as possible.

He has elevated beardscaping to an art form that men across the world are clearly looking to master.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019

microballs

A derogatory term applied to someone who regularly avoids their responsibilities.

He once again demonstrated his sad condition which was a severe and chronic case of microballs.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

crowthink

Slang for shrewd cleverness, wily intelligence and the capacity to solve complex challenges.

He is an expert in crowthink because his childhood provided him with extensive chances to develop it.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

guinea pigs in my pants

An expression that seeks to describe the overstimulation implicit in what may feel like nearly intolerable anticipatory excitement.

Yes, I TOTALLY have guinea pigs in my pants!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

pick me out a hat!

A goofball comment directed at a person picking their nose to let them know they’ve been spotted.

Hey man, why don’t you pick me out a hat!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Golden Nuts Syndrome

A characterological pattern which includes the mistaken belief that one’s own gonads are invaluable and should practically be worshipped.

He was just another sad casualty of Golden Nuts Syndrome, one of the many wealthy narcissists whose mistaken impression caused him to be the 12th victim of a female serial killer just trying to clean up the dating pool.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021