balls in the air

Normally a juggling metaphor that is part of the reference to “too many balls in the air” referring to the idea that there’s a lot happening all at once, but can also refer to a person who is gutless and whose balls have fallen off and floated away.

I was talking to the boss the other day when I looked up and saw his balls in the air, just slowly floating away into the sky above us like little hairy helium balloons!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 23, 2019

Tricky Rick

An increasingly popular nickname for Guantanamo Rick, AKA Governor DeSatanic, as an homage to Tricky Dick Nixon, since he too is obviously a stealthy trickster who has so far managed to almost bury his role at the American torture palace on Cuban soil as well as to mostly obfuscate his longstanding devotion to the dark arts.

Tricky Rick has no charisma or personality whatsoever but he makes up for that with frequent acts of sadistic aggression and a cadre of anonymous wealthy donors.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 08, 2023

Inappropriate Affect Police

A sardonic term for clinical psychologists who have, somewhere along the line, been made the arbiters of whether or not an expression of emotion is appropriate in any given situation.

I have a brilliant idea, let’s make some doctoral degreed wacka-wackas into the world’s foremost Inappropriate Affect Police!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 13, 2020

divine design

A term that implies that something is exactly as it should be.

My rabbits and their fabulous lives are a perfect example of divine design.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2020

rudetard

Someone who is so astoundingly rude that you come to believe they may have a severe intellectual deficit.

We refer to our insanely noisy, frequently drunk and disorderly next door neighbor as the neighborhood rudetard.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 04, 2021

badger people

Slang term for argumentative types who will not back down even when they are wrong.

There is no way that I will agree to spend an evening with those crazy badger people ever again, no matter what!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 02, 2019

rabbitwoman

A woman who is psychologically and emotionally a human-lagomorph hybrid.

Slowly, over her rabbit-focused lifetime, we watched her morphing into her fully formed identity as a rabbitwoman.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 08, 2019