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punitentiary

An emotional experience describing how incarcerated a person feels when they can’t escape the company of a constant punner.
I’ve been stuck in this punitentiary since the day I married him!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021
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Disaster Marriages

Television documentaries featuring the always popular format of heartbreaking tales of unthinkable marital infidelity.
My ex-life in which I was married for 25 years to an L.A. actor ended in such a pathetic and superlative train wreck, so consequently it’s a fave on Disaster Marriages!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020
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yuppets

Highly supportive and endlessly agreeable puppets who only respond in the affirmative.
When I asked my ex to leave, I replaced him with some yuppets who are a joy to have around!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020
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workplace masochism

When you choose to nearly work yourself to death, citing heavy job responsibility as the reason you have no life beyond your work.
Immediately following getting sober, I indulged in about five years of dedicated workplace masochism.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019
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happytard

A pejorative nickname for someone who goes around being so chipper and upbeat, even ecstatic at times, that it comes across as a deficit.
I don’t know if it is chemically Induced or not but that woman is quite simply a straight up happytard.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2019
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roadfuckers

People willing to have public sex, right there in the dirty road, as an homage to the Beatles’ White Album.
No one will be watching us roadfuckers do it in the road!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2019
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Covid Poisoning

A state of complete and total information overload about the subject of Covid-19 to the point of feeling as though you are so ill that you are nearly dead and can’t process any more information about it.
I was at work the other day when I realized I must have Covid Poisoning; I couldn’t hear my colleague at all as he stood and spoke with all of us about his family and the Pandemic, it was like the sound was turned off as his mouth kept moving.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2021
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