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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Criminal Minds

What was once a very popular TV show about elite FBI profilers, now a common cultural reference to the 45th POTUS’s entire administration.
No, I couldn’t keep watching coverage of Criminal Minds, the daily newscasts have begun to wear on me to the point of causing a serious sleep disorder!
Criminal Minds by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Let’s Make A Deal

Once known to be a popular TV game show created by and starring Monty Hall but now more readily identified with the “deal dynamics” used in real estate and TV and now employed by the 45th POTUS in matters of serious worldwide crisis.
OK, so I fucked up; let’s see if President Erdogan snaps up this “Let’s Make a Deal” type of offer to pull back and go down in history as a humanitarian!

third grade politician 

Benedict Donald’s new nickname for Speaker Nancy Pelosi, during a recent White House meeting about Syria where he had a meltdown.
Calling her a “third grade politician” to her face may have not accomplished what he wanted since it is likely that he meant to say “third rate politician.”
Slang for totally ruined, a reference to being cut down to size.
Well thanks, you’ve pretty much runted this whole evening by making those mean and horrible comments.
runted by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

strategically brilliant

The War Criminal in Chief’s typically grandiose self-assessment of his impulsive and ignorant decision to pull US troops out of Syria.
What I’ve done in Syria is quite frankly strategically brilliant; I know you don’t like it but Syria is mostly a lot of sand - and Vlady’s gonna really love me now!

grandma head 

A nickname describing the state of almost total preoccupation a person experiences when they are anticipating the birth of a grandchild.
I’ve had to repeat things two or three times to her, she’s totally impacted by a strong case of grandma head!
grandma head by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

get ‘ur grandma groove on 

A phrase that describes the phenomenon of an older woman gettin’ down to some danceable hit that clearly has her bringing out all her old dance floor moves.
Yeah baby, get ‘ur grandma groove on and burn this muthafuckin’ house down!