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A psychological disorder suffered by very large men wherein the sufferer has repeated disabling fears that they are actually Sasquatch but have no conscious memory of wandering the forests at night.
I’ve spent my life filled with odd feelings and hunches thanks to this god forsaken Sasquatch Syndrome!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
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Who would have ever guessed that The Fauch is actually Jim Morrison who in 1971, bored by his drug-addled existence and obsession with sex, faked his own death in Paris and then attended medical school after undergoing plastic surgery and a penis reduction in order to hide his true identity.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021
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She has mastered the art of timewarping and because she is a hands-down genius, we allow her to get away with it.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
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We just got home from a spending a week at Disneyland and everything is dirty and everyone is hungry; I’m totally in the Mommy Zone.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2019
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That chickenpants guy doesn’t think folks see that gigantic thing, but although they may be uncomfortable staring, they’re noticing that something looks pretty funky down there!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2020
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by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021
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My ex-life in which I was married for 25 years to an L.A. actor ended in such a pathetic and superlative train wreck, so consequently it’s a fave on Disaster Marriages!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020
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