Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

trophification

To make someone into a trophy for yourself, usually accomplished by buying them in the context of a marriage.

The Buffoon in Chief clearly engages in and excels in serial trophification.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2020

COVID cocoon

Slang for the complete and total personal isolation one is required and expected to maintain upon being diagnosed with COVID-19.

He retreated for six weeks, just to be ultra-careful, to his comfy COVID cocoon and played video games while receiving meals every few hours, Door-Dashed from his favorite restaurants, left like clockwork at his front door.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

Coronawiping

A style of ass wiping which utilizes high volumes of toilet paper, a direct artifact of having hoarded so much of it.

With the whole family doing so much Coronawiping these days, we’ve had to get the plumber out here on numerous occasions!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

Skype ‘n Wipe

Slang for the foul habit of attending a staff meeting online while using the toilet.

Although entirely socially unacceptable, his twisted judgment led him to believe that Skype ‘n Wipe was somehow OK.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

Fart ‘n Dart

A very childish game often popular in adolescence, whereas you stand amongst a group of people, cut the rankest fart humanly possible, and then take off like a bat out of hell.

That Fart ‘n Dart you pulled last week at school was especially putrid!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

decomposing rat fart

A class of fart above all other farts, it is the most rank and horrific fart known to humankind.

I will never forget that final decomposing rat fart my father passed postmortem.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

slow Pompeo lobster boil

Slang for Pompeo’s slow decline into political death as all of his obscenely piggish and self-aggrandizing acts come to light.

We are all watching the slow Pompeo lobster boil; he is already apparently losing consciousness as he lamely tries to defend himself.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020