Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Kellyanne Anonymous

A nickname growing in popularity for Trump’s last confidante, Kellyanne Conway, as it becomes increasingly clear that she is the “anonymous” author of the recent explosive White House tell-all.

Kellyanne Anonymous is a mercenary at heart, she is like a double agent in all her relationships and in everything she does.

Kellyanne Anonymous by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019

the thinks 

Slang for the endless stream of thoughts that plague your mind, one after the other, especially when trying to fall asleep.

I had a bad case of the thinks last night.

the thinks by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019

Vice President Dense 

A fitting nickname for the US Genius in Chief’s second in command, Mike Pence.

Vice President Dense stood on the sidelines with that bland semi-smile and oddly hollow look through the eyes that is vaguely suggestive of a person who has just farted in public and knows that the stench is going to be deadly for all nearby.

Vice President Dense by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019

sanity defense 

When you commit a crime of conscience and do so precisely because you are entirely sane.

My attorney has decided to use the sanity defense in my legal case since all the other lunatics in our home town just stood by and did nothing while the multi-million dollar company dumped toxic carcinogens into the river!

sanity defense by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019

Toxic Waste Trump 

Environmentalists’ fave nickname for the 45th POTUS.

We must temporarily slog through the swamp of this Toxic Waste Trump as he continues his anti-social attempts to remove the US from the hard-won international environmental accords.

Toxic Waste Trump by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2019

fake impeachment inquiry 

What Putin’s Pawn, in a nearly psychotic state of frenzied ultra-victimhood, halfway believes and attempts to convince his “loyal base“ is true.

He began his incoherent middle-of-the-night twitterblasts with references, endless references, to the fake impeachment inquiry he grandiosely imagined he could magically tweet into existence.

fake impeachment inquiry by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2019

Rudy Bananas Splits 

The headline in all of the major newspapers when Rudy Giuliani defects to Moscow to live next door to Edward Snowden.

I thought I was dreaming when I woke up and read the shocking headline, “Rudy Bananas Splits.”

Rudy Bananas Splits by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2019