Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
panhandler posture
That special stance a panhandler takes on, whether destitute or not, in order to appear more pathetic.
He stood slumped and nearly lifeless at the stoplight with a sad sign in his two grubby hands, but later I saw him walking downtown with some friends, with no hint of the panhandler posture I’d seen earlier.
panhandler posture by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019
workplace shift-shifter
An employee who is a master at flexing days and shifts to the point that nobody working with them really knows when the person is going to be at work.
workplace shift-shifter by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019
What’s in YOUR pants?
A popular response to the insanely obnoxious question used in the Capital One ad when they ask, “What’s in YOUR wallet?”
What’s in YOUR pants? by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019
heliophiliac
Because she was an undeniable heliophiliac, he knew she would be on the beach every single day during the summer months, and then she’d be down to Rio de Janeiro from December through March for the South American summer.
heliophiliac by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019
porta-pottyphobia
She found herself standing, drenched in a cold sweat, before a stinking pale blue porta-potty when she realized that her porta-pottyphobia had kicked in and caused her to feel that her feet were planted deeply into the earth so that she could not move them forward or backward; also her teeth were clacking together involuntarily as vomit filled her throat and she had a sudden, fleeting image of the terrible childhood incident that caused all of this to immobilize her so completely.
porta-pottyphobia by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019
shit-spewer
In every situation, at every opportunity, the Pinocchio President is showing himself to be a highly accomplished shit-spewer.
shit-spewer by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019