Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

moneytard 

Slang term used for someone who can’t manage their finances.

He’s a straight-up moneytard, he spent his whole paycheck last week on a 16” Apple MacBook Pro and since he can barely read or write, he doesn’t even do much more than search the web with it!

moneytard by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020

prison machine 

Slang for the very lucrative and corrupt mass incarceration industry which implicates the criminal justice system because prisons are fed by a steady stream of corrupt mass convictions.

Well let’s just say the prison machine is our state’s most successful source of steady revenue!

prison machine by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020

Pull that fucker’s plug! 

An increasingly commonplace passionate demand pertaining, of course, to the 45th POTUS.

Sitting in front of the massive screen at the sports bar, fueled by brewskies, the group yelled in unison, “Pull that fucker’s plug!”

Pull that fucker’s plug! by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2020

Dempanic 

A disparaging term devised by extremist right-wingers to suggest that the COVID-19 pandemic is s hysterical magnification by Democrats of a typical flu virus.

We like to call the Pandemic the Dempanic because the left-wing fake news is trying to incite mass fear among all the other pussy Democrats shivering in their Trump-hating pinko-boots by showing all that death and dying right as white supremacy is finally starting to be seen as all-American again!

Dempanic by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020

yapper snapper

A disparaging term for a pneumatic little canine bark-box who also bites.

Watch out for that annoying little yapper snapper, he looks cute but he can draw blood!

yapper snapper by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020

yuppets 

Highly supportive and endlessly agreeable puppets who only respond in the affirmative.

When I asked my ex to leave, I replaced him with some yuppets who are a joy to have around!

yuppets by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020

Have you seen me? fixation 

A compelling psychological disturbance whereas someone cannot stop themselves from scanning milk cartons and mail advertisements containing the names, birthdates and young faces alongside the age-progressed faces of long missing persons.

I came to admit that I totally suffer with a Have you seen me? fixation when I started realizing that I believed I was seeing many of these age-progressed folks everywhere I went and that one of them might be a neighbor living next door!

Have you seen me? fixation by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020