Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
punitentiary
An emotional experience describing how incarcerated a person feels when they can’t escape the company of a constant punner.
punitentiary by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021
mind like a fuckin’ steel trap
Well yes, it appears that the talented wordsmith, Dr Bunnygirl, has a mind like a fuckin’ steel trap!
mind like a fuckin’ steel trap by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021
rude, crude and screwed
A phrase to describe a situation wherein a person has unleashed their impulsive and rude vulgarity upon the wrong recipient who winds up being willing to eject them from their position, whatever it was.
Dr. Lumpnutz wound up being the pitiable poster boy for rude, crude and screwed one evening after a few too many gimlets with his hospital administrator.
rude, crude and screwed by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021
Shit, piss, corruption, snot
The first four words of a fraternity cheer, best sung when falling-down drunk, from the 1930s, that my father taught me.
Shit, piss, corruption, snot by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021
lick my rat’s ass
A vulgar and seriously demeaning phrase used when driving home an insult that intimates that you have so little respect for the person you are insulting that you are suggesting the person lick your rat’s ass instead of your own.
lick my rat’s ass by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021
PTMDD
An acronym for “Prematurity Time Management Deficit Disorder” which is a cognitive deficit emanating from being born prematurely and which causes the sufferer to operate as though time does not exist.
She was often seen as a flagrantly rude asshole who had no social skills or respect for others’ time until those close to her began to realize that she had suffered with PTMDD throughout her always well-intentioned life.
PTMDD by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021