Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

outside in 

A term used to describe a simplistic mentality wherein a person has little or no inner life and whose appearance and material world defines them.

She copes with the pain of her early life by living from the outside in.

outside in by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019

death flatulence 

That final fart that sometimes escapes from a dead body in the process of moving it.

As they rolled him onto the cart, my father emitted some truly horrific death flatulence; it struck me then how this may have been his final comment.

death flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019

Sudden Nut Death Syndrome 

A situationally induced condition wherein your nuts precipitously detach, fall away from your body, and roll away from you.

It all happened so quickly when he chose to not speak up; we all witnessed the cruelty of Sudden Nut Death Syndrome as his balls just fell off, rolling down and out of his pant leg, into the street.

Sudden Nut Death Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019

The Deflatulator 

A term for a compulsive codependent who feels driven to break all tensions that arise by figuratively spritzing rose water into an uncomfortably rank disagreement.

She is the family’s most prized secret weapon, they call her The Deflatulator.

The Deflatulator by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019

roller fart 

A type of fart that falls out of the ass and rolls downward, escaping the pants at the ankle area.

Yup, the roller fart has unusual properties; to fully release it from being trapped, it is often necessary to shake a leg to force it to make it’s exit.

roller fart by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

cock my suck 

An expression used by impaired drunkards everywhere.

“Cock my suck,” he slurred as he fell face forward onto the sidewalk.

cock my suck by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

yap alert

When folks use multiple loud, yappy little dogs to protect their property and families rather than purchasing a security system.

Of course yap alert is a better system all around, you never have to turn it on or off.

yap alert by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019