Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

yardtard 

A pejorative nickname for someone whose front yard has a lot of clutter such as ceramic gnomes, giant metal winged fairies, bedraggled pinwheels and such.

My neighbor is such an extreme yardtard that the local police cited him for visually disturbing the peace.

yardtard by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

fowl play

Fun activity with chickens, often misinterpreted as something nefarious.

Very early in my charmed childhood I was introduced to fowl play by my schizophrenic uncle.

fowl play by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

A-HO 

The child friendly version of “asshole.”

Hey there little guy, I’m sorry I was such an A-HO!

A-HO by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

fuckyou.com 

The website address you would like to give to people who want you to give them your artwork for free.

Yes of course you will be able to pilfer my copyrighted material by checking out my art on my website which is fuckyou.com!

fuckyou.com by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

toilet roll chupacabra 

A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.

Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!

toilet roll chupacabra by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

a very stable asshole

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

It has become apparent to most of us as we head into this impeachment inquiry that the Pussy Grabber in Chief is a very stable asshole.

a very stable asshole by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

workplace chump 

That person at work who works the hardest for the least pay or recognition.

My sad little workplace chump, there is a better way!

workplace chump by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019