36 definitions by Dr Fox
Colne....a quaint west yorkshire village, full of inbreds, dingles & hill-trolls. Just like it`s neighbouring town Burnley, but the gene pool is is much smaller, thus giving way to lots of family-love during the long dark winter nights.
When thinking of Colne, think League of gentlemen....& you won`t go far wrong.
When thinking of Colne, think League of gentlemen....& you won`t go far wrong.
by Dr Fox May 8, 2007
Turd Morgue....A small under-used rectangle of grass just outside Burnley village center, where small numbers of hill-trolls spend their time looking at a spherical object repeatedly kicked "oop in`t sky!" whilst 'special people' dressed in purple & pale blue watch 'out of towners' kick the 'bouncy turnip' into their net several times every Saturday afternoon.
Turd Morgue...A place where 'special people' go.
A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money
A place where dingles dwell (in small numbers)
A butt of many peoples jokes.
A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money
A place where dingles dwell (in small numbers)
A butt of many peoples jokes.
by Dr Fox May 7, 2007
taggart....a scottish person.
taggarts....more than one scottish person.
(not to be confused with 'tag-nuts' which are small pieces of shit that stick to the hairs around your arse)
taggarts....more than one scottish person.
(not to be confused with 'tag-nuts' which are small pieces of shit that stick to the hairs around your arse)
1st man..."who`s that pale ginger person over there, trying to stay out of the sun?"
2nd man..."Oh, it`s only a taggart waiting for the pub to open"
2nd man..."Oh, it`s only a taggart waiting for the pub to open"
by Dr Fox May 8, 2007
"small town in yorkshire,
you`re just a small town in yorkshire,
small town in yorrrrrrrkshire,
you`re just a small town in yorkshire"
(a song sung by Blackburn Rovers fans, when playing Burnley...which isn`t very often)
you`re just a small town in yorkshire,
small town in yorrrrrrrkshire,
you`re just a small town in yorkshire"
(a song sung by Blackburn Rovers fans, when playing Burnley...which isn`t very often)
by Dr Fox May 8, 2007
by Dr Fox May 8, 2007
a large modern city situated in west yorkshirewith a small football team (leeds utd) which wallows in the 3rd level of English football.
Nobody likes Leeds Utd. Their fans are amongst the lowest of the low & great pleasure is being had by those who are enjoying watching the club slowly slide away into oblivion. It is something their fans deserve.
by Dr Fox May 8, 2007
"That drunken ginger man staggering in the road wearing a celtic top, eating a fried mars bar is obviously a swetty. Shall we run him over?"
by Dr Fox May 8, 2007