driver's license weight

The weight your driver's license claims you are. Usually about twenty pounds less than your actual weight.
My driver's license weight is 150... I'm really 160... and I've been up to 180 before.
by Downvoting Victim March 04, 2012
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empty batting average

A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.

A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.
Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.

Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.
by Downvoting Victim August 26, 2011
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non-rhythmic chanting

Very young children singing.

They have no sense of pitch or rhythm, so this is what you get.

See Kidz Bop
The karaoke at Great America was plagued by a sqaudron of little kids and their non-rhythmic chanting of already-awful pop music.
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useful idiot

A term used by Matt-Drudge reading troglodytes to insult anyone who doesn't agree with their simplistic philosophies.
Drudgetard: BARRY SOETORO IS A COMMIE AND A KENYAN

Human: Go back to FreeRepublic, DrudgeTard

Drudgetard: You're another Useful idiot, lib.
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tricball

A circular penis. It is caused by foreshortening in a full-frontal nude shot of a male.
Tric has a tricball. :-(
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dorm dictator

Someone who likes to control dorm life to the fullest, and loves power so much that he (or she?) will actually set up and encourage situations of absolutely chaos so they can set the law and act like they are preserving order.

Generally, dorm dictators are very fat and ugly and never can get sex, so they will sabotage anyone else's chances at such activites.
Steve is a fatass retard and he was a dorm dictator. He's planning to commit suicide by eating Carl's Jr. I think a shotgun would be cheaper.
by Downvoting Victim July 08, 2006
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YFC

Shut up YFC, I told Tard Lad when he kept claiming I was the Fake Mr. Burgers
by Downvoting Victim August 12, 2021
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