Downvoting Victim's definitions

receipts

Claims of damning evidence that usually are false.

Jose bragged that he had the "receipts" on Jesse and proceeded to gloat.

by Downvoting Victim July 2, 2020

bedtime blunders

Getting caught masturbating while your roommate because of one shaking the poorly made college bunkbeds. The second most important reason why college students should have separate beds. The most important reason would be the story every college tells you about the star student/athlete that fell off the top bunk and got paralyzed and almost flunked out.

Fuzzy has bedtime blunders.

by Downvoting Victim January 18, 2006

Harvey Danger

An awful band with a whiny lead singer who complains about people are having babies and he "doesn't even own a TV".

Harvey Danger can suck my third ball.

by Downvoting Victim March 9, 2017

statist

A term used by pseudo-Libertarians that get all their information from blogs or Reddit posts.

It means someone who supports any sort of state government in any situation.

When I suggested we should have both the post office and Fed-Ex, he called me a statist.

by Downvoting Victim June 20, 2022

energy drink

A foul-tasting concoction of questionable contents advertised to increase your "energy". While it is sold in health food stores and gyms sometimes, the real target demographic are obese gamers, who drink energy drinks to become even louder and more annoying.

Without energy drinks: At, 15% he goes into phase three, lust then.

With energy drinks: DUH! LUST AT PHASE 3 NOOBS! UHH! BILLY MAYS!!!!!

OBESE DOUCHEBAG ENERGY. NOW WITH 50% MORE FORCED MEMES IN EVERY BOTTLE!

by Downvoting Victim January 6, 2014

Kelly Clarkson

Very talented, one of the only honestly good modern female singers I've heard. Also very attractive. I had no idea she was on American Idol but that doesn't change my opinion that her music is pretty awesome.

Kelly Clarkson is the next Gwen Stefani. Let's hope she doesn't end up doing her own Hella Good...

by Downvoting Victim September 9, 2006

palo alto

A town where rich "moreopenmindedthanthou" hippies/yuppies inhabit starbucks and raise drug-addicted materialistic wiccan teenager girls who assault their mothers and don't go to jail because they're rich.

This town sucks.

Palo alto... sucks.

badly
badly.
badly.

by Downvoting Victim February 14, 2005