legal

A one-word oxymoron, when it comes to the profession called "legal".
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
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intolerance

1. The desire to censor viewpoints dissenting from one's own.

2. Attempts to carry out censorship of dissenting viewpoints.
Fays experiencing moralphobia show extreme intolerance toward people who find their lifestyles morally repugnant.
by Downstrike May 25, 2004
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San Francisco

One of those places where no one can both live and work there. Only people who can afford not to work can afford to live there. People who work there live some place like Santa Rosa or San Jose.
The natural result of San Francisco is that people who work in Santa Rosa or San Jose can't afford to live there, because people who live in Frisco took all the houses, and have to live some place like Ukiah or Modesto instead.

People used to both live and work in Modesto, but now they have to commute from Sonora or Madera. It's all Frisco's fault, and the sooner one of their faults dumps them in the ocean, the better.
by Downstrike November 11, 2004
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corporation

An entity that remains free to continue to do as it damn well pleases after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had committed it.
Corporations have more rights than people do.
by Downstrike June 05, 2004
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mental whiplash

The mental effect of realizing that a basic assumption of your entire life was wrong from day one, usually resulting from a totally new thought, comment, or experience that flies in the face of everything you currently know.

See also; mindfuck.
Mental whiplash is the psychological equivalent maxing out your revs in Third, and then accidentally shifting into Reverse instead of High.
by Downstrike October 23, 2006
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Puhonix

Stereotypically duh-weebish way of pronouncing Phoenix, as presented by a commercial that targets duh-weebs.
Everybody knows that Phoenix is the capitol of Arizona, even that duh-weeb on the commercial that calls it Puhonix!

Flagstaff?!? Ha ha ha ha ha...
by Downstrike December 16, 2004
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default

That which occurs when one does not make a choice. N00bs usually think it's supposed to be that way because no one bothered to tell them they had a choice.
sWindles installs some really lame screensavers by default.

"Don't you use PayOhHell? How else can you get online?"
by Downstrike December 01, 2004
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