Definitions by Downstrike
capital offense
1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.
2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.
2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.
capital offense by Downstrike September 26, 2004
Network Solutions
A euphemism for Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible. See scam, conflict of interest, corporation, corporate personhood, and damn well please.
When you call Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible "Network Solutions" you may trick someone into thinking that they're legitimate.
Network Solutions by Downstrike September 20, 2004
damn well please
1. What people do when they know better.
2. What a corporation or government remains free to continue to do after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had been convicted of it. See also committee and bureaucracy.
2. What a corporation or government remains free to continue to do after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had been convicted of it. See also committee and bureaucracy.
Due to legal doctrines such as corporate personhood, corporations and governments have more rights than people do, so they do what ever they damn well please.
damn well please by Downstrike September 20, 2004
SEO
Abbr. Search Engine Optimization. The legitimate optimization of web sites for listing in search engines.
SEO by Downstrike September 17, 2004
choppers
1. From timber, forestry, firefighting, ice fishing, anachronistic gaming, etc., etc.; axemen
2. From popular culture, murdercycles.
3. From military, helicopters.
4. From dentistry, false teeth.
2. From popular culture, murdercycles.
3. From military, helicopters.
4. From dentistry, false teeth.
Choppers (4) were shipped by air in choppers (3), and from the helipad on choppers (2) to remote locations so the choppers (1) could eat.
choppers by Downstrike September 16, 2004