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Definitions by Downstrike

That which occurs when one does not make a choice. N00bs usually think it's supposed to be that way because no one bothered to tell them they had a choice.
sWindles installs some really lame screensavers by default.

"Don't you use PayOhHell? How else can you get online?"
default by Downstrike December 1, 2004

hard drive 

1. The most efficient n00b detector ever invented.

2. A hardware component within the computer used for (hopefully) permanent storage.

3. N00bish slang for the box that contains the hardware components.
1. "Yes, I formatted it. Now what? Uh, huh. Uh, huh. Um, what's a backup?"

2. There is no quicker way to explain what a useless duh-weeb you are, than to call the tower or desktop unit the "hard drive", regardless how many times you've been told that it isn't. It's no wonder tech support can't understand what you're telling them.

3. "No, it's not Fat or Inty-Effess. It's a Dell, dude!"
hard drive by Downstrike December 1, 2004
If you click Cancel for the purpose of correcting a typo, UrbanDictionary.com will insist that you correct both the Definition and the Example, regardless of the fact that one of them doesn't have a typo in it. Otherwise, it will say, That example was already submitted for... even though you canceled that submission.
Cancel by Downstrike December 1, 2004
Entirely too many duh-weebs click Confirm when they should Cancel. Proofreading is an alien concept to them.
Confirm by Downstrike December 1, 2004

Distributed Denial of Service 

If you say this entire phrase out loud, either you are a nobody, because nobody ever says the entire phrase, or you are explaining DDoS to a n00b.
See DDoS and Make Love Not Spam for examples.
Nobody is who people say would do something. This is usually said right after someone does the very deed, frequently to that person's face.
Nobody calls me a nobody!
nobody by Downstrike December 1, 2004

a nobody 

1. Literally, not a person.

2. Doesn't deserve to be a person; a waste of a life.
a nobody by Downstrike December 1, 2004