Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.
Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”
Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the
“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”
Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the
“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”
by Double triple February 05, 2022
Canadian slang for: pretty quickly, but not overly fast. Also used a for implying just enough speed or time taken. Mostly used in Eastern Canada but widely used throughout Canada.
Tim: wow Bobby finished that poutine not right fast but fast enough!
Cornelius: ain’t that that the truth eh?!
Cornelius: ain’t that that the truth eh?!
by Double triple October 26, 2019
An extreme unhealthy addiction to muffins. May cause Hulk like anger/strength if said muffin cannot be found. Known symptoms are fighting/accusing friends of stealing said muffin even though he probably ate it himself. Small penis's usually accompany this problem. Taunting someone with this condition may my activate retard strength and intelligence and a tornado like spinning action with his fists out which basically means he's indestructible.
Dave: where my muffin!!!!!
Fruche: dude relax we'll find it
Dave: Faaaaaaaaaa
Fruch: holy shit he's doing that retarded tornado thing again must be the mad muffin disease
Fruche: dude relax we'll find it
Dave: Faaaaaaaaaa
Fruch: holy shit he's doing that retarded tornado thing again must be the mad muffin disease
by Double triple July 16, 2016
Originating in the Yonge and Eglinton area of Toronto Canada. It Is the act of getting very high on Percocet and drunk off Smirnoff Ice or Coors Light. It entails calling everyone around you a “cunt” while feverishly scratching there neck, face, and penis due to the Percocet high. A small penis accompanies this disorder along with mild confusion and retardation. Affected hosts also try and use speech to text on there IPhones but can not properly be understood due to having a partial cock in there mouth. (Sometimes just the tip)
GROUP TEXT CONVERSATION:
Jason: I’m gonna now the wall with beard candy ape ape!
Bosco: wtf?!? Is this Yorkie?
Carlos: jason take the whole cock out of your mouth bro
Jason: cunt I’m going to climb a tree with my pony and cjdnfkxcn
Jj: even the tip pops!... even the tip....
Matt: I’m so high right now...
Bosco: cunts got a case of the Simpsonitis!
Jason: I’m gonna now the wall with beard candy ape ape!
Bosco: wtf?!? Is this Yorkie?
Carlos: jason take the whole cock out of your mouth bro
Jason: cunt I’m going to climb a tree with my pony and cjdnfkxcn
Jj: even the tip pops!... even the tip....
Matt: I’m so high right now...
Bosco: cunts got a case of the Simpsonitis!
by Double triple August 17, 2020
A gay male bathhouse/fight club. Essentially the losers of each match must anally recieve from the winners in their near unconious state. All fights are while both competitors are extremely erect and in the shower with the heat turned up to max. Their are prizes given and free t-shirts. Usually owned by Serbian or Croations named Srdan.
Carlos: Dave what happened to your face?
Dave: took a slip in the old Serbian fuck palace last night!
Dave: took a slip in the old Serbian fuck palace last night!
by Double triple May 17, 2016
A serbian and or Sri Lankun sex move, you lift your partner in a pile driver position while they perform felatio on you. Then you continue to pile drive them as you nut. What makes it extra dirty is that you jump in the air while spinning like Zangieff from street fighter eventually landing and emptying your bowels on one another.
Usually used in male on male sex or at bath houses owned by serbian, yugoslovian or croatians.
Usually used in male on male sex or at bath houses owned by serbian, yugoslovian or croatians.
by Double triple May 17, 2016
Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to muffins, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may attack friends and/or family in order to take possession of said muffin then penetrate it
Dave: where the f@ck is my muffin?!
Danny: dude calm down it looked delicious so I ate it im sorry
Dave: WTF!!!!
Danny: calm down dude sounds like you've got a case of the Muffin lovin
Danny: dude calm down it looked delicious so I ate it im sorry
Dave: WTF!!!!
Danny: calm down dude sounds like you've got a case of the Muffin lovin
by Double triple May 16, 2016