DouG's definitions

melt

to cum------------- from the song CANDY SHOP

melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

by doug February 13, 2005

root down

How one's going to kick it.

"How we gonna kick it? Gonna kick it root down." said King Ad Rock, in a rhythmic way of speaking.

by Doug June 17, 2004

pedal pusher

A kid who shows up to the skate park wearing knee pads over his jeans.
Also can be called a poser like Kyle Gordon the biggest stroke on the planet.

Look at that little pussy pedal pusher cryin in the corner next to Kyle.

by Doug May 30, 2004

crezza

A legend fighter. Believed he could not be killed.

Hey man, he plays like crezza...

by Doug January 4, 2005

erie

The absolute weirdess city in the world. This city lies on the Southern end of Lake Erie and is inhabited by idiots.

a city that is cool?

by Doug May 13, 2005

Slurry Muff

Slurry Muff, adj. The vaguely erotic act of filling a girl's muff up to the brim with fresh farm slurry while she sleeps. Can, and has, been used for many years as a humourous party trick on both land and sea, as well as Bar Mitzvahs, cocktail parties, coronations and the international textile market.

Especially popular in parts of Glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason.

It is also regularly referred to in the light hearted ending of the BBC news at 10. Incidentally, this is also where Natasha Kaplinsky's massive head can usually be seen.

Lame guy: "Hey guys, Meredith is asleep. Lets draw on her with a marker pen and stuff!"

Doug: "No you wanker, lets slurry muff that bitch!"

Can also adapted for use in popular nursery rhymes for all age groups, i.e:

Mary's sleeping, Mary's sleeping,
Fetch the slurry, Fetch the slurry,
Pump it in there, Pump it in there,
Lick the remnants, Lick the remnants

(London's Burning)

by Doug May 20, 2008

Staind

Staind is a unique band, they are not labled as Nu metal anymore, Staind is about how Aaron Lewis is Feeling..for instances in Tormented he was a drug head that hated himself for it, and he has Bad ass songs that is not soft at all. In Dysfunction his life is still shit and they get a record deal or something like that from Limp Bizkits Fred Durst which helped there name come out in public and be noticed, in Break the Cycle he is clearing his life and breaking all his bad habits like he says in one of his songs i think. In that new one 14 Shades of grey, he has a daughter now (zoe Jane) and sings his feelings in melodies with fuckin great gurtarists... and if you are a wanna be fan like most people of staind there 4 cd's, not just 14 shade of grey and break the cycle.

Staind is by far the most kick ass band i have ever known

by Doug November 23, 2004