DouG's definitions

veducation

Contraction of the words vacation and education. Work-related education that doubles as a vacation.

Hank's upcoming veducation means he won't be able to join next Wednesday's conference call.

by Doug August 4, 2005

douching

process of rinsing out the rectum to make sure that there is no left over shit remaining in the bowel.

squirting water up bum to clean prior to anal sex

by doug December 16, 2003

kayan

An uber r33t person.

Woah, that guy is such a kayan!

by Doug November 17, 2003

Avril

Atest from the rock god to test whether or not people actually do appreciate rock/punk/grunge or whether they do it as a poser, a poser would like avril and claim she's a punk rock chick, these people need to be locked in a small room with avril, and annoy each other to death. see; good track killer, stuck up tart, liar.

Avril is such an embarressment to our species, a waste of time space and the money charitable people pay to see her "sing"

by Doug March 4, 2004