DouG's definitions

ligaf

"like i give a fuck"

by Doug December 3, 2002

texas chilly bowl

you take a phone and lube it with hot sauce and stick it some ones ass.

Hunter likes to get the texas chilly bowl.

by Doug December 1, 2004

NOTA

Bliss: None Of The Above

Matt K. is a:

A.Man
B.Woman
C.NOTA

by Doug April 14, 2004

KFClave

Poor bugger who works repetitively in KFC for low wage and high hours.

"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a KFClave"
"Poor git"
"Pass me the bloody cionide would you mate? cheers..............." *THUD*

by Doug June 16, 2006

dirty butt slut

when woman is hot but when she gets naked all you find is that she has a loose pussy ,a greasy asshole and stinks soo bad that you cant even bone her

I was hungry but I puked on the way down, go wash your ass you dirty butt slut

by Doug July 1, 2006

Abe Lincoln

When you shave your pubes and blow a load on your girfriend/boyfriends face after getting head and trowing them on the face.

Doug gave Austin an Abe Lincoln

by Doug December 1, 2004

skullduggery

nefarious shenanigans

The fraternity pledges were exposed to all kinds of skullduggery by the fraternity brothers during initiation week.

by doug February 5, 2004