Doos Jarus's definitions

breakup seed

when your partner wants to break up, and they gradually keep bringing it up until you let them have their way

She planted the breakup seed last New Year's, and we were done five months later.

by Doos Jarus December 31, 2020

broodminate

to brood during rumination

To broodminate on a fine, fall Saturday morning is to forego pleasant external opportunities.

by Doos Jarus November 14, 2020

modpostor

An impostor moderator

I have never played Among Us with a modpostor who covertly investigates super-suspicious gameplay.

by Doos Jarus February 22, 2021

brainkup

the brain after a breakup

My cognition has been all over to some interesting, novel places since May's brainkup.

by Doos Jarus December 25, 2020

job lord

A person who has three or more jobs at once.

I recently became even more of a job lord, gaining a fourth job to supplement my existing three.

by Doos Jarus July 2, 2021

ad homimen

a logical fallacy in which one attacks men, not their respective claims

After considering Voltaire's dictum--"the perfect is the enemy of the good"--I almost just went after Voltaire himself, but avoided the ad homimen.

by Doos Jarus December 29, 2020

Itchitate

agitation brought about by itchiness

Speaking on tough issues while wearing a face mask can itchitate anyone!

by Doos Jarus May 16, 2020