Definitions by Doos Jarus

Man genius 

The grown-up version of a boy genius

I was a total man genius just now, dropping my Nintendo Switch controller so artfully.

Man genius by Doos Jarus December 1, 2020

broodminate 

to brood during rumination

To broodminate on a fine, fall Saturday morning is to forego pleasant external opportunities.

broodminate by Doos Jarus November 14, 2020

ferry relationship 

a relationship whose primary goal is to get one or both members to the next phase of life

My last ferry relationship ended once my ex got into grad school and I finished my research proposal.

ferry relationship by Doos Jarus November 4, 2020

contrule 

controlled rule

On my drive to work this morning, I contemplated contrule as device for the engineering king.

contrule by Doos Jarus October 26, 2020

metaphoricature 

the metaphorical and non-literal counterpart to literature

Literature isn't literal, but it's still not as metaphorical as metaphoricature!

metaphoricature by Doos Jarus September 8, 2020

massion 

mastered passion

David Hume thought that reason is the slave of passion; however, he neglected to consider tamed massion, which a person channels willfully.

massion by Doos Jarus September 8, 2020

Binoccupy

occupation of binoculars by a ghost, possibly one's deceased spouse

The ghost of our home's last owner might binoccupy this pair of zoom lens.

Binoccupy by Doos Jarus July 18, 2020