floss binge

When you only floss seldom, so binge when you actually do it

I had a nice floss binge, last night--a very soothing gum massage!

by Doos Jarus May 24, 2021

hipstergrant

a hipster immigrant

As a Pokémon-loving, second generation man, am I hipstergrant enough?

by Doos Jarus January 08, 2021

timate change

time change as a result of non-human processes

We might have caused global warming, but timate change is what we bring onto ourselves.

by Doos Jarus March 15, 2021

Charismas

a charismatic Christmas

My Charismas was ratchet and wild--my persona was on-point!

by Doos Jarus December 25, 2020

cupsolidate

to consolidate cup contents

I have two cups of coffee less than halfway full, so I will cupsolidate them.

by Doos Jarus January 01, 2021

submmit

submitting to a mountain by returning to its summit after a climb

People have died attempting to climb Mt. Everest because they did not submmit in time.

by Doos Jarus December 18, 2020

techular

secular tech

Life is techular if there is no ghost in the machine.

by Doos Jarus January 12, 2021