cupsolidate

to consolidate cup contents

I have two cups of coffee less than halfway full, so I will cupsolidate them.

by Doos Jarus January 02, 2021

Trumped for Guyden

When a chick dumps you for a guy who reminds her less of Trump and more of Biden

I don't know whether the Democrats stole the election, but either way the 45th President of the U.S. was Trumped for Guyden.

by Doos Jarus February 17, 2021

meninpause

a phenomenon that occurs when men stop what they're doing when their woman acts menopausal

His meninpause has gotten worse over the course of their marriage: now, he curls into a ball when his wife screams at him monthly.

by Doos Jarus December 22, 2020

Accidenracle

an accidental miracle

The carne asada burrito I made at work today was an accidenracle, made at the wrong location.

by Doos Jarus January 15, 2021

goodwoman

feminine version of 'goodman'

High society life is fun--don't you think, my goodwoman?

by Doos Jarus December 30, 2020

contrule

controlled rule

On my drive to work this morning, I contemplated contrule as device for the engineering king.

by Doos Jarus October 27, 2020

techular

secular tech

Life is techular if there is no ghost in the machine.

by Doos Jarus January 13, 2021