Doos Jarus's definitions

Accidenracle

an accidental miracle

The carne asada burrito I made at work today was an accidenracle, made at the wrong location.

by Doos Jarus January 14, 2021

Man genius

The grown-up version of a boy genius

I was a total man genius just now, dropping my Nintendo Switch controller so artfully.

by Doos Jarus December 1, 2020

ditchertation

a ditched Ph.D. dissertation

One cannot successfully defend a ditchertation.

by Doos Jarus January 5, 2021

freesical

a free physical

I do not get a freesical for my achy hands.

by Doos Jarus December 28, 2020

Trumped for Guyden

When a chick dumps you for a guy who reminds her less of Trump and more of Biden

I don't know whether the Democrats stole the election, but either way the 45th President of the U.S. was Trumped for Guyden.

by Doos Jarus February 17, 2021

contrule

controlled rule

On my drive to work this morning, I contemplated contrule as device for the engineering king.

by Doos Jarus October 26, 2020

interlocke

philosopher Ken Wilber's interpretation of John Locke's "interlocked world order"

Wilber and John interlocke in the idea of the great chain of being.

by Doos Jarus December 28, 2020