Dont-Be-Skurrd's definitions

T-Jones

Texas slang for Mother or Grandmother.
Mostly used in the Dallas area.
I never heard it in Houston...

Sometimes used as slang for someones Play Mother/Play Mom

'Dayum my T-Jones got beat up by one of her baby daddy last night'

by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

Pleasant Grove

The white trash part of Dallas. 'Grovites' are spawned here. All of the Grey Guys and Grey Girls who come to Oak Cliff try to 'represent' Pleasant Grove.

Look you fuckin' Grovite, we don't sell meth in the Cliff

by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

Swole

To be big, with large muscles.

Usually one gets 'Swole' or 'Swole Up' while in prison because of excessive lifting weights.

In Texas usually pronounced Shwole.

'oooooooooooie that nuckka is SWOLE!!!!!!'

by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

Yuck Mouth

Stank Breath, usually missing some teeth.

'Dayum hoe yo shit is fucked UPPP. Where your teef go Yuck Mouth?'

by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

Split Wig

To hit someone in the head and hopefully cause injury.

'He had one helluva split wig'
'You gonna get your wig split'

by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

Mad Dog

1. A potent beverage that used to be called Mad Dog 20/20, but the company decided it was better for business to change it to MD 20/20 (yes that is much better -?-)
2. To stare someone down:
A) in response to an initial provocation or
B) to start a fight, or to start shit with another

1. 'Man that Mad Dog had me on tilt last night, sorry if I tried to get with your sister'
2. 'I mad dogged that nuckka until he pussied out', 'I mad dogged that police and that's how I got 50 stitches in my head'

by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

Skurrd

Scared.
Dallas Ebonic pronunciation
Also see
Skerd, Hurruh and Over Therruh

Why you Skurrd Dawg?

by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004