Definitions by Dont-Be-Skurrd

T-Jones 

Texas slang for Mother or Grandmother.
Mostly used in the Dallas area.
I never heard it in Houston...

Sometimes used as slang for someones Play Mother/Play Mom

'Dayum my T-Jones got beat up by one of her baby daddy last night'

T-Jones by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

Play Mom 

Ebonic term of endearment used for someone who probably spent more time with an individual than their real mom.

Usually not even related to the person using the phrase

'Naw, it's cool dawg, you can hit it, she just my Play Mom'

Play Mom by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

Swole 

To be big, with large muscles.

Usually one gets 'Swole' or 'Swole Up' while in prison because of excessive lifting weights.

In Texas usually pronounced Shwole.

'oooooooooooie that nuckka is SWOLE!!!!!!'

Swole by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

Nuckka 

A less offensive way of saying Nigga. Often used by Grey Guys because they think they won't get their asses kicked if they use that instead.

Grey Guy: 'Saaaaay Nuckka!'
Black Guy: 'Shut up cracker before I smack your lips off'
Grey Guy: 'Oh, aiight den'

Nuckka by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

Boo-Coo 

Slang for Sex.

From the movie Full Metal Jacket..the Me sucky sucky scene.
The Asian whore doesn't want to have sex with the black soldier because she thinks he is "Too Boo-coo"

'No Boo-Coo fo yooo'

Boo-Coo by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

Yuck Mouth

Stank Breath, usually missing some teeth.

'Dayum hoe yo shit is fucked UPPP. Where your teef go Yuck Mouth?'

Yuck Mouth by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

Mad Dog 

1. A potent beverage that used to be called Mad Dog 20/20, but the company decided it was better for business to change it to MD 20/20 (yes that is much better -?-)
2. To stare someone down:
A) in response to an initial provocation or
B) to start a fight, or to start shit with another

1. 'Man that Mad Dog had me on tilt last night, sorry if I tried to get with your sister'
2. 'I mad dogged that nuckka until he pussied out', 'I mad dogged that police and that's how I got 50 stitches in my head'

Mad Dog by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004