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by Dongo April 9, 2006
Get the complete mug.The other night I was yearning for some pizza, but didn't have any mozzarella cheese so I just brushed some of my smegma on it instead. Voila, SMEGZA!
by Dongo January 21, 2006
Get the smegza mug.To rest one's flaccid penis inside their partner's vagina. Usually done while post-coitus sleeping, but can be done without sexual intercourse. Spooning position works best, usually requires an erect penis for initial penetration.
by Dongo July 18, 2017
Get the Holster mug.For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.
A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.
A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.
I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.
by Dongo December 3, 2005
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