Enblightenment

The act of becoming enlightened through depraved means.

I'm so close to enblightenment - I skullfucked a corpse covered in shit, fingering my asshole with cheetos fingers, all while watching 2 girls 1 cup. Just another day on my spiritual path to God.

by Dongo July 19, 2017

Glacier

The cleanest weed in the universe. Peak of the peak, legendary cannabis company.

Yo bro did you check out the new Glacier drop?

Yeah bro, completely digging this new Blast Chiller from Glacier.

by Dongo January 03, 2024

Holster

To rest one's flaccid penis inside their partner's vagina. Usually done while post-coitus sleeping, but can be done without sexual intercourse. Spooning position works best, usually requires an erect penis for initial penetration.

I holstered inside my girl for 9 hours yesterday, my dick was pruned when I pulled it out!

by Dongo July 19, 2017

Whet

Subhuman in nature, derivative of wetface.

That idea is completely whet - the earth is not flat.

by Dongo July 19, 2017