Definitions by Dongo

complete

(v) To ejaculate; to cum.

Yeah, I just completed when I saw that, no joke.

complete by Dongo April 9, 2006

smegza 

A contraction of smegma and pizza meaning a pizza made of smegma cheese instead of mozzarella.

The other night I was yearning for some pizza, but didn't have any mozzarella cheese so I just brushed some of my smegma on it instead. Voila, SMEGZA!

smegza by Dongo January 21, 2006

Poor Man's Toasted (baked good) 

For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.

A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.

I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.

Poor Man's Toasted (baked good) by Dongo December 3, 2005

Ghetto Jesus 

Any man with crack-cocaine.

Dude, you are our ghetto jesus, you have filled our block with crack!

Ghetto Jesus by Dongo April 22, 2005