Holster

To rest one's flaccid penis inside their partner's vagina. Usually done while post-coitus sleeping, but can be done without sexual intercourse. Spooning position works best, usually requires an erect penis for initial penetration.

I holstered inside my girl for 9 hours yesterday, my dick was pruned when I pulled it out!

by Dongo July 19, 2017

complete

(v) To ejaculate; to cum.

Yeah, I just completed when I saw that, no joke.

by Dongo February 07, 2006

Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)

For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.

A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.

I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.

by Dongo December 03, 2005

Whet

Subhuman in nature, derivative of wetface.

That idea is completely whet - the earth is not flat.

by Dongo July 19, 2017