Donald Trump, Jr.'s definitions

Splez

A much more attractive Mickey Mouse from ICEEE Gaming/SplezVR on YouTube. Just looking for a treesh to beat her doonies down.

“Yo Splez, I’ll give you $300 if you can bag one girl here tonight”

Splez: “aghHUUUOOOOOOOAH”

by Donald Trump, Jr. March 10, 2021

Curtis Fuller

baller ass trombone player

“Oh damn, Curtis Fuller just fucked my mom”

“Yeah he’s Curtis Fuller tho, you should be honored”

by Donald Trump, Jr. March 10, 2021

soy wojak

What Don Jr. calls Eric Trump, especially when Eric gets his head stuck in the toilet.

“Eric, you soy wojak, Dad’s gonna be so pissed that your head is stuck in the toilet again!”

by Donald Trump, Jr. November 11, 2020

Frank Rosolino

Famous American jazz trombonist who died after shooting both of his sons, one fatally, and then himself. The album title “Turn Me Loose!” hasn’t aged well...

“I’m gonna Frank Rosolino the fuck outta this tune”

“Dude NO DONT DO IT”

“Chill I just meant I’m gonna play a bunch of high notes”

by Donald Trump, Jr. March 10, 2021

live stream

peeing with the door open

“Hey John, nice live stream!”

by Donald Trump, Jr. January 24, 2021