Donald J. Drumpf's definitions

Emuét

Noun: a make up artist during the French Belle Epoque period tasked with applying make up to rich people that had paintings of themselves commissioned.

A modern colloquium would be the abbreviated "M.U.A."

The Emuét is required on set in 15 minutes!

by Donald J. Drumpf September 4, 2022

backlogged

When you pooh twice in one day because you did not pooh the day before.

I have to use the bathroom again, because I am totally backlogged

by Donald J. Drumpf June 4, 2016

Bageled

When a man's penis is too large, so you put a bagel around the base to prevent him from going too deep.

Girl, my new bf is too big, it hurt touch so I bageled him and that fixed it.

by Donald J. Drumpf August 27, 2021

drumpfing

When a wealth famous person deceives an entire nation.

Hitler was successful in drumpfing the people.

by Donald J. Drumpf August 14, 2016

ghost love

When you sleep on your arm and wake up with a numb hand AND morning wood, then masturbate. The lack of feeling in your hand makes it feel like someone else is doing it, but you're alone. Must be a ghost.

Had a little ghost love this morning, today is gonna be a good day.

by Donald J. Drumpf August 22, 2019

demorganize

To make things less awesome. To remove Morgan from the situation. A sad time.

This party really died after Morgan got called away. Her boss demorganized this party, man.

by Donald J. Drumpf April 2, 2019