Donald Cowboy Cerrone's definitions
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
Get the breast implantsmug. These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.
President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
Get the Laverne & Shirleymug. An adult beverage consisting of one part Makers Mark whiskey, one part Absolute razberry wodka, one part 99 Bananas Liqeur, two parts 7up, and one part Red Bull, plus a teaspoon of brown sugar and a splash of Tooky liqeur.
Cris Cyborg had one frapatooky too many after UFC 211 and she got totally hammered. Cris, who has a dick got an enormous erection and fucked Brittany Palmer, a UFC ring girl.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 19, 2018
Get the frapatookymug. The Queen of England was quite upset with her son Charlie and exclaimed, " fuckington Charles, you are such a whoremonger! You can't keep your penis in your pants for even one fuckington day!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone June 15, 2019
Get the fuckingtonmug. 5) the Lays potato chip fart. Farts that smell like someone just opened a bag of Lays potato chips. 4) the broccoli fart. 3)the bean fart. Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. 2) the infamous egg fart! 1)the raw sewage fart. These farts literally smell like you are driving by a porto potty storage lot.
The Top 5 fart brands were ranked according to a comprehensive study conducted by researchers at some shithole research facility in Tijuana Mexico.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone August 20, 2018
Get the Top 5 fart brandsmug. Corkle asked the waiter at China Lulu what came in the pu pu platter. The waiter, Chang Lee. told Corkle that there was 4 pieces of dog shit, 3 cow patties, 15 or 16 rabbit pellets, and one piece of elephant fuck in the pu pu pkatter.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 7, 2018
Get the pu pu plattermug. Last night in my dream I was in tittie land. I woke up with the blanket looking like a tent had been erected.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 15, 2017
Get the tittie landmug.