Donald Cowboy Cerrone's definitions

Pilot Harry

This is what becomes of your hand if you jackoff too much.

Your hand grows hair on it when you jackoff more than 25 times a day. Thats what happened to me so now I call my left hand Pilot Harry, I am left handed.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

Amanda Robert Cooper

Amanda Bobby Cooper "ABC" is a hot lil blonde fighter chick in the UFC.

Amanda Robert Cooper can kick the foock out of most men!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 6, 2017

fart baloon II

Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.

Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017

MMA

mixed martial arts

My friend Dave is taking MMA so he can kick the fuck out of the fucker who owns urban dictionary.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

'lil Anthony

This is the kid who demotes his #1 DAD to just DAD because he brings home the wrong pizza.

That spoiled 'lil Anthony is one unsympathetic little brat. The little fuck demotes his poor hard working #1 DAD because Dad fails to bring home a 'little Ceasers pie. Got to admit though, that is one fuckin hilarious commercial.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

Urban Dictionary editor

The most important, intelligent, charismatic, and sensible person in the world.

Without the Urban Dictionary Editor,the world would be in complete chaos.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

hairpie crisis

When, after giving oral sex to a woman with a hairy vagina, the dude has a few pubic hairs stuck in his teeth.

I had a job interview that I thought went great. I did not get the job and when I got to my car I looked at my face in the rear view mirror and saw a bunch of pubic hairs in my teeth. I realized this is why i failed in my interview. After giving Sophia head before my interview I forgot to check my mouth and floss. This fucking hairpie crisis caused me to blow my interview!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 27, 2017