by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
Get the MMA mug.Your hand grows hair on it when you jackoff more than 25 times a day. Thats what happened to me so now I call my left hand Pilot Harry, I am left handed.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
Get the Pilot Harry mug.Mitch was playing poker with Donald Cowboy Cerrone, Archer, Crummy Dummy, and some other fellows. Mitch got a fullhouse and beat Archer's straight. On that winning hand, Mitchell won over eleven dollars and declared, "I won with a fullboy"!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 09, 2020
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Get the Amanda Robert Cooper mug.When, after giving oral sex to a woman with a hairy vagina, the dude has a few pubic hairs stuck in his teeth.
I had a job interview that I thought went great. I did not get the job and when I got to my car I looked at my face in the rear view mirror and saw a bunch of pubic hairs in my teeth. I realized this is why i failed in my interview. After giving Sophia head before my interview I forgot to check my mouth and floss. This fucking hairpie crisis caused me to blow my interview!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 27, 2017
Get the hairpie crisis mug.Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.
Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017
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