5) the Lays potato chip fart. Farts that smell like someone just opened a bag of Lays potato chips. 4) the broccoli fart. 3)the bean fart. Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. 2) the infamous egg fart! 1)the raw sewage fart. These farts literally smell like you are driving by a porto potty storage lot.
The Top 5 fart brands were ranked according to a comprehensive study conducted by researchers at some shithole research facility in Tijuana Mexico.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone August 21, 2018
These are the small bumps that may exist on the areola of a woman. They usually live on women with large plump areolas . These glands surround the nipple and normally number from 2 to 24 in number. Typically the larger the nipple and areola, the more of these beautiful little nibblers there are on a given breast. They actually look like little nipples. When a woman is cold or aroused they become more prominent! They are named after an 18th century researcercher who researched these puppies whose name is Grover Montgomery.
I told my friend Tom Cruise {yes, the Tom Cruise} that this hoe at my gym that prances around topless has the most amazing Glands of Montgomery. Cruise told me he would rather suck a penis with Glands of Montgomery than do so with a nipple. Adam from Maroon 5 feels the same way. Adam from Maroon 5 is gay.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 26, 2017
The Covid 19 Name Poll: 1} The Great Corona Virus Pandemic of 2020 2} The Covid 19 Fiasco 3} Trump's "Democratic Hoax" Virus or 4} The Infamous Corona Beer Killer Please choose one of the above names as the official name of the corona virus for the history books of future students. Please mail your pick to Melania Trump @ 935 Pennsylvania AV Washington DC 20535 Mrs. Trump will count the votes and pick the winner on August 18 2020.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 07, 2020
Caveman Rickles fights for Bellator MMA. Bellator MMA is the 2nd largest MMA league in the world. Rickles is one of Bellator's veteran fighters and a very popular one at that. His popularity comes from his exciting fighting style and caveman schstick.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 19, 2017
I noticed that Miley Cyrus had a large cum blemish on her dress last night when i watched The Voice on TV.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 17, 2018