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An adult beverage consisting of one part Makers Mark whiskey, one part Absolute razberry wodka, one part 99 Bananas Liqeur, two parts 7up, and one part Red Bull, plus a teaspoon of brown sugar and a splash of Tooky liqeur.
Cris Cyborg had one frapatooky too many after UFC 211 and she got totally hammered. Cris, who has a dick got an enormous erection and fucked Brittany Palmer, a UFC ring girl.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 19, 2018
Get the frapatooky mug.5) the Lays potato chip fart. Farts that smell like someone just opened a bag of Lays potato chips. 4) the broccoli fart. 3)the bean fart. Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. 2) the infamous egg fart! 1)the raw sewage fart. These farts literally smell like you are driving by a porto potty storage lot.
The Top 5 fart brands were ranked according to a comprehensive study conducted by researchers at some shithole research facility in Tijuana Mexico.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone August 20, 2018
Get the Top 5 fart brands mug.Corkle told his pal Joe Dawg that the dark skinned grocer at the market on 4th street stunk. Joe Dawg told Corkle that the dark skinned grocer was probably a sand negro.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone August 21, 2018
Get the sand negro mug.A small metal designed frepatooky that folks wear on their chest to identify themselves as being in a position of authority or importance.
Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 11, 2018
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Get the Benatar mug.In one of the opening scenes of UP IN SMOKE, Chong's father says to Chong: "Anthony don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you. If you don't get a job by sundown, were gonna ship you off to military school with the Goddamn Finkelstein shit kid, son of a bitch! This reveals that Chongs name is Anthony. Of course his last name has to be Stoner, thus we have Anthony Stoner in the classic stoner movie. In the author's humble opinion, Up IN Smoke is the funniest movie ever!!!!!!!!!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone May 16, 2018
Get the Anthony Stoner mug.Jim Lambert clapped for bands such as Aerosmith and Van Halen back in the late 1970s-2002. Lambert had to retire due to arthritis in both hands. Lambert is best known for his studio work in the song "SICK AS A DOG" by Aerosmith. Lambert's stage name was Happy Clappy and Lambert also went by the moniker Clapster at times. Lambert and Steven Tyler are known for their hard partying back in the day.
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