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Neil MAGNY destroyed Robbie Lawler in a UFC fight recently. MAGNY hit Lawler in the jaw with his penis and scored a first round knock out, becoming the 1st fighter in UFC history to score a KO via a penis strike!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 23, 2020
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by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 17, 2020
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by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 10, 2020
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by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 9, 2020
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by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 7, 2020
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by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 7, 2020
Get the Covid 19 Name Poll mug.Jennifer cut a very bad smelling pussy fart as I had intercourse with her. I now call Jennifer the little stinker.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 30, 2020
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