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bipinbop

A delightful Korean dish full of savory vegetables and other mouth-watering goodies.
The bipinbop at the Korean buffet at the Venetian in Las Vegas is to die for.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
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Glands of Montgomery

These are the small bumps that may exist on the areola of a woman. They usually live on women with large plump areolas . These glands surround the nipple and normally number from 2 to 24 in number. Typically the larger the nipple and areola, the more of these beautiful little nibblers there are on a given breast. They actually look like little nipples. When a woman is cold or aroused they become more prominent! They are named after an 18th century researcercher who researched these puppies whose name is Grover Montgomery.
I told my friend Tom Cruise {yes, the Tom Cruise} that this hoe at my gym that prances around topless has the most amazing Glands of Montgomery. Cruise told me he would rather suck a penis with Glands of Montgomery than do so with a nipple. Adam from Maroon 5 feels the same way. Adam from Maroon 5 is gay.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 26, 2017
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oops poops

A term for when you cut a fart but realize you pooped your pants.
Jennifer cried oops poops when she tried to cut a silent but deadly one and a bunch of liquid shit came squirting out of her ass.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
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dick smoker

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017
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shaggy taco

A very hairy un-shaven vaginal area.
Man homeboy I loved it. When Lady Gaga took her panties off she revealed that she had a shaggy taco. I love oldschool un-shaven poontang so when I began to make love to her I cummed in 20 seconds because I was sooooo horn dawg. The second my erectile touched her pussy lips I cummed. Luckily she gave me a second chance though. I didnt cum for 25 minutes the next time I shagged that Shaggy taco between Gaga's legs.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017
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somebitch

Cowboy Cerrone got his ass kicked by a somebitch
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 17, 2018
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selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self
My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
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