Donald Cowboy Cerrone's definitions

selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

fife

Someone who looks like Don Knotts.Could be male or female but often times a fife is a lesbian woman.

"Me"; I have invited Ashley to our party hon. +hon;: I dont think so Jim Dawg, that fife transgender bitch really rubs me the wrong way. +Me;: whatever you say.I will uninvite "her".

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 14, 2017

I Ran

1: A hit song by 80s new wave rockers A Flock of Seagulls 2: What Urban Dictionary employees do when they see a hot chick.

I am so queer that I Ran when the attractive female wanted to have sex with me said the gay man that works for urban dictionary. He also said that he is one of many gay men that work for urban dictionary. He said you have to be a fag or a girl to work for urban dictionary.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

french fries animal style

French fries ordered with onions, cheese, and burger sauce off of the secret menu at IN n OUT burger. Also when a french fry has sex with another french fry animal style, aka doggy style.

Last night I smoked so much Charlie Sheen OG that I ordered my french fries animal style @ IN N OUT Burger.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 19, 2017

fun sacks

Big tits.

I want to slap around a couple of fun sacks but my wife is out of town so I will have to resort to Rosy Palm.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

pussy fart

When a vagina farts during sex.

Sometimes when I have had sex the chicks vagina farted while I was fucking her. The 1st time it happened I told a friend that her pussy made a farting sound and he told me thats a pussy fart that Starlene did on your dick. When I fucked this girl Nadine, her pussy farted a lot. Nadine had fucked these other guys I knew also. Nadine became my girlfriend. I think her pussy farted so much because it was tight. Chicks with loose pussies or huge vaginas do not pussy fart.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017

sheeeeeyit

This is how a lowrider pronounces the word "shit".

When I asked Aurelio if he wanted to split a 12 pack with me he said, "sheeeeeyit S A, that micro brew you have there sucks, dont you have any Pabst Blue Ribbon."

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 14, 2017