Donald Cowboy Cerrone's definitions

frapatooky

An adult beverage consisting of one part Makers Mark whiskey, one part Absolute razberry wodka, one part 99 Bananas Liqeur, two parts 7up, and one part Red Bull, plus a teaspoon of brown sugar and a splash of Tooky liqeur.

Cris Cyborg had one frapatooky too many after UFC 211 and she got totally hammered. Cris, who has a dick got an enormous erection and fucked Brittany Palmer, a UFC ring girl.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 19, 2018

Top 5 fart brands

5) the Lays potato chip fart. Farts that smell like someone just opened a bag of Lays potato chips. 4) the broccoli fart. 3)the bean fart. Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. 2) the infamous egg fart! 1)the raw sewage fart. These farts literally smell like you are driving by a porto potty storage lot.

The Top 5 fart brands were ranked according to a comprehensive study conducted by researchers at some shithole research facility in Tijuana Mexico.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone August 20, 2018

sand negro

A person from Pakistan or India.

Corkle told his pal Joe Dawg that the dark skinned grocer at the market on 4th street stunk. Joe Dawg told Corkle that the dark skinned grocer was probably a sand negro.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone August 21, 2018

badges

A small metal designed frepatooky that folks wear on their chest to identify themselves as being in a position of authority or importance.

Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 11, 2018

Benatar

A hard rockin chick from the 1980s.

Pat Benatar did the song We Live For Love.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone June 9, 2018

Dirty Ramos

A nasty, dirty fighter who fights as a bantam weight in the UFC, better known as Ricky Ramos.

Ricky Ramos is a great fighter as evidenced by his 12 & 2 record and success in the UFC. Ramos is often called Dirty Ramos because of his dirty, cheating fight style. He also by superstition, does not wash his buttocks or genitals for months leading up to his fights. His dirty tactics such as biting, eye gouging, and illegal elbow strikes combined with bad smells permeating from his body make Ramos a very unpopular combatant.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone June 30, 2019

Sandra Buttocks

Sandra Bullock's nick name for her ass.

Sandra Bullock has a nice shapely, round, attractive ass. When President Trump tried to bite it, Sandra said, "get the fuck off Sandra Buttocks" !!!!!!!!!!!! Trump was so humiliated that he suffered from shrinkage and to this day cannot achieve an erection.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone July 9, 2019