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Acronym for the greatest MMA combatant of all-time. The one, the only, the baddest, the humble one, the numero uno,none other than Georges Saint Pierre!
GSP submitted Miguel Bisping to become the undisputed middle weight champion of Tijuana on November4 2017. GSP accomplished the feat after being away from the sport for four years. This makes GSP the best MMA fighter in the history of the young sport. Currently ouranked by NFL football, MMA will one day be the most popular sport in the world says little Tommy Brady, QB for New Iceland!!!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 8, 2017
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Johnson was called the big unit for several reasons . He was the tallest pitcher in major league history measuring 6'11" and being a southpaw, it was almost impossible for lefties to get a hit off Johnson. Furthermore, there are several words that mean penis such as dick, cock, johnson....etc. So, Randy Johnson, who was known as a real asshole and physically resembled a huge penis was given the nickname "the big unit"
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