22 definitions by Don juan

maid

a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.

My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.

by Don juan March 8, 2003

massage

to rub a part of a body softly and gently.

The girl massaged my dick with her pussy.

by Don juan April 5, 2003

X-Phile

n. someone who likes to have sex with previous lovers

Bre, Steve is such an X-Phile, he fucks everybody but his wife.

by Don juan November 8, 2003

Max Hirsch

n. A boy who is a compulsive lier, and he cant tell the truth to anyone. He stickheads lefty and is a wigger to the core. He is trying to compensate for something by driving in an Escalade, but nobody is fooled.

v. Hirsching-to tell the most ridiculous lie to somebody.

n. That wigger is trying to be a Max Hirsch

v. Thats not your car, your Hirsching me.

by Don juan April 25, 2005

kazbar

An old cemetary that some stoned fucks think is haunted. Theres all kinds of cool shit out there, and admittedly it's a bit creepy at night. A great place to drink and smoke weed, except that now it's over-run with the bacon patrol. Supposedly there is a werewolf out there and a man with red eyes wearing a cloak. The werewolf is dekes dog that ran away, and the red eyed dude with the cloak is fucking pedro running around playing dungeons and dragons with some red contacts.

Man 1: Yo wanna go chill at the kazbar?
Man 2: Naw, theres the fucking fuzz out there these days.

by Don juan March 29, 2005

penis milk

The white stuff that comes out of your penis. Used to make babies and feed thirsty girls

Sarah massaged my dick and was rewarded by several mouthfuls of penis milk

by Don juan April 5, 2003

C.R.E.A.M.

cash rules everything around me cream get da money dolla dolla bill yall

wu tang clan

by Don juan September 3, 2003