Don Jr.'s definitions

The Florida Georgia Line

When two cousins come extremely close to having intercourse.

Does putting the tip in count as crossing The Florida Georgia Line?

by Don Jr. February 27, 2015

Kentucky Crockpot

A multi-participant sexual experience which includes at least one cousin

I lost my virginity in a Kentucky Crockpot. Family Reunions are so much fun.

by Don Jr. February 27, 2015

Ninja Creami

When you tell her you’ll pull out but you sneak it in, just a little bit, at climax.

Couldn’t help myself to a ninja creami now I’m paying child support

by Don Jr. March 16, 2025

East Texas Threesome

Where 2 participants in a threesome are related.

I accidentally participated in an East Texas Threesome and now my Uncle wants to murder me.

by Don Jr. February 27, 2015

Guatemalan Neck Brace

While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.

I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Guatemalan Neck Brace she gave me the other night.

by Don Jr. April 19, 2010

Carolina Moonshine

When one cousin ejaculates in another cousin's mouth.

I made my cousin drink the Carolina Moonshine at the Family Reunion.

by Don Jr. February 27, 2015

The JD Vance

When you bang the couch while staring at the recliner and telling it to maintain eye contact so you can finish.

JD Vance did The JD Vance and after bought the loveseat an apology card so it didn’t feel left out.

by Don Jr. March 16, 2025