Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Don Jr.

The JD Vance

When you bang the couch while staring at the recliner and telling it to maintain eye contact so you can finish.

JD Vance did The JD Vance and after bought the loveseat an apology card so it didn’t feel left out.

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When you say you can definitely pull out but you sneak the tip in when you climax.

Couldn’t help myself to a Ninja Creami now I’m paying child support

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When you tell her you’ll pull out but you sneak it in, just a little bit, at climax.

Couldn’t help myself to a ninja creami now I’m paying child support

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When one cousin ejaculates in another cousin's mouth.

I made my cousin drink the Carolina Moonshine at the Family Reunion.

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A multi-participant sexual experience which includes at least one cousin

I lost my virginity in a Kentucky Crockpot. Family Reunions are so much fun.

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When two cousins come extremely close to having intercourse.

Does putting the tip in count as crossing The Florida Georgia Line?

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Where 2 participants in a threesome are related.

I accidentally participated in an East Texas Threesome and now my Uncle wants to murder me.

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