Definitions by Don Jr.

The JD Vance 

When you bang the couch while staring at the recliner and telling it to maintain eye contact so you can finish.

JD Vance did The JD Vance and after bought the loveseat an apology card so it didn’t feel left out.

The JD Vance by Don Jr. March 16, 2025

Ninja Creami 

When you say you can definitely pull out but you sneak the tip in when you climax.

Couldn’t help myself to a Ninja Creami now I’m paying child support

Ninja Creami by Don Jr. March 16, 2025

Ninja Creami 

When you tell her you’ll pull out but you sneak it in, just a little bit, at climax.

Couldn’t help myself to a ninja creami now I’m paying child support

Ninja Creami by Don Jr. March 16, 2025

Carolina Moonshine 

When one cousin ejaculates in another cousin's mouth.

I made my cousin drink the Carolina Moonshine at the Family Reunion.

Carolina Moonshine by Don Jr. February 27, 2015

Kentucky Crockpot 

A multi-participant sexual experience which includes at least one cousin

I lost my virginity in a Kentucky Crockpot. Family Reunions are so much fun.

Kentucky Crockpot by Don Jr. February 27, 2015

The Florida Georgia Line 

When two cousins come extremely close to having intercourse.

Does putting the tip in count as crossing The Florida Georgia Line?

The Florida Georgia Line by Don Jr. February 27, 2015

East Texas Threesome 

Where 2 participants in a threesome are related.

I accidentally participated in an East Texas Threesome and now my Uncle wants to murder me.

East Texas Threesome by Don Jr. February 27, 2015