Definitions by Dome ass

smashport 

Smashport, a passport for sexual relations. A combination of the slang word smash (to have vigorous sex) and port (harbor, point of entry)

Usually given after sexual competency has been proven.

Once given smashport approval your booty call will always be granted.

After several intense sexual encounters, Harley determined that Michael was very worthy of her stamp in his smashport.

smashport by Dome ass March 15, 2019

glamour shit 

Taking a photo while during a bowel movement, properly timed this produces a relaxed facial expression similar to those achieved by a glamour shot

Bronson looks very peaceful in his most recent glamour shit.

glamour shit by Dome ass March 13, 2019

Glamour shit 

A glamour shot like photo taken during a bowel movement. Properly done, the facial expression will look content and Mona Lisa like.

As Bronson took his glamour shit, he appeared to be completely content with the world.

Glamour shit by Dome ass March 13, 2019

Yonemoto 

A male of Asian ethnicity with an unusually large penis.

As Mel unzipped David’s pants for the first time, she couldn’t help but gasp out “Yonemoto!”

Yonemoto by Dome ass March 12, 2019

Rodeo poop 

The act of a forced tandem poop.

Shawn had to shit so bad, that while the toilet was occupied he pulled a rodeo poop on James.

Rodeo poop by Dome ass December 8, 2018