Doktorfunk's definitions
Ex1: What's that in my coffee? -- A candy flip!
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Ex2: Man I was candy flipping so hard I didn't know my own name.
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Ex2: Man I was candy flipping so hard I didn't know my own name.
by doktorfunk September 7, 2005
Get the candy flipmug. by doktorfunk November 2, 2005
Get the leanermug. Quickly. If something is to be done in short order, philosophers refer to this as being done diggity splits.
by Doktorfunk October 14, 2006
Get the diggity splitsmug. Typically, Canadian slang referring to 3.5 grams of marihuana. The term stems from the divisions of an ounce of the drug:
Start with 1 oz.
Split in half and you have a half-ounce
Split in half again and you have a quarter ounce.
Split again and you get an eighth ounce in the USA, and a half-quarter in Canada.
Generally sells for 25 dollars CDN, though this can vary greatly from region to region and depends greatly on quality, sometimes going as high as 35 dollars and as low as 15 dollars.
Start with 1 oz.
Split in half and you have a half-ounce
Split in half again and you have a quarter ounce.
Split again and you get an eighth ounce in the USA, and a half-quarter in Canada.
Generally sells for 25 dollars CDN, though this can vary greatly from region to region and depends greatly on quality, sometimes going as high as 35 dollars and as low as 15 dollars.
American: How much for an eigth?
Dealer: It's cheap, forty dollars.
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Canadaian: How much for a half quarter?
Dealer: It's expensive, 30 dollars.
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The moral? Canadian bud is better and cheaper. :)
Dealer: It's cheap, forty dollars.
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Canadaian: How much for a half quarter?
Dealer: It's expensive, 30 dollars.
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The moral? Canadian bud is better and cheaper. :)
by doktorfunk July 10, 2005
Get the half quartermug. Robin Trower is a British blues guitarist who played with Procol Harum in the 1960s and went on to solo work in the 70s, paired up with Jack Bruce of Cream in the 80s, and continues to write music to this day.
His style is noted as being very similar to that of Jimi Hendrix, and like Hendrix he was self-taught.
Despite being relatively unknown in modern times, his debut solo album, Bridge of Sighs (1974), is regarded as being one of the best Rock and Roll albums ever by many critics.
His style is noted as being very similar to that of Jimi Hendrix, and like Hendrix he was self-taught.
Despite being relatively unknown in modern times, his debut solo album, Bridge of Sighs (1974), is regarded as being one of the best Rock and Roll albums ever by many critics.
by doktorfunk October 26, 2005
Get the Robin Trowermug. A Martini is an alcoholic drink made classically with gin and vermouth and served with a green olive (when served with coctail onions the drink is called a "Gibson").
It is served chilled, often by ice in a specific shaker, then drained into the signature-style glass.
The ratio of the two liquids is 5:1 (traditionally, 2 and one half ounces of gin to half an ounce of vermouth) usually, though by changing this, a person can make the drink "drier" (more gin) or "wetter" (less gin) depending on his tastes.
Martinis can also be made with other alcoholic bases, the most common alternative to gin being vodka (often called a Vodka Martini, Vodkatini, or Kangaroo)
Other variations of the Martini centre around the inclusion of other alcohol or flavours in the drink.
It is served chilled, often by ice in a specific shaker, then drained into the signature-style glass.
The ratio of the two liquids is 5:1 (traditionally, 2 and one half ounces of gin to half an ounce of vermouth) usually, though by changing this, a person can make the drink "drier" (more gin) or "wetter" (less gin) depending on his tastes.
Martinis can also be made with other alcoholic bases, the most common alternative to gin being vodka (often called a Vodka Martini, Vodkatini, or Kangaroo)
Other variations of the Martini centre around the inclusion of other alcohol or flavours in the drink.
Bill: Hey, want to go drinking tonight, you know, pick up a few foaties of Olde English 800?
Steve: Nah, that stuff sucks balls. Let's get some Martinis down at the bar.
Bill: Sweet.
Steve: Nah, that stuff sucks balls. Let's get some Martinis down at the bar.
Bill: Sweet.
by doktorfunk May 13, 2005
Get the Martinimug. This garden universe vibrates complete.
Some we get a sound so sweet.
Vibrations reach on up to become light,
And then through gamma, out of sight.
Between the eyes and ears there lie,
The sounds of colour and the light of a sigh.
And to hear the sun, what a thing to believe.
But it's all around if we could but perceive.
To know ultra-violet, infra-red and X-rays,
Beauty to find in so many ways.
Two notes of the chord, that's our fluoroscope.
But to reach the chord is our lifes hope.
And to name the chord is important to some.
So they give a word, and the word is OM.
Some we get a sound so sweet.
Vibrations reach on up to become light,
And then through gamma, out of sight.
Between the eyes and ears there lie,
The sounds of colour and the light of a sigh.
And to hear the sun, what a thing to believe.
But it's all around if we could but perceive.
To know ultra-violet, infra-red and X-rays,
Beauty to find in so many ways.
Two notes of the chord, that's our fluoroscope.
But to reach the chord is our lifes hope.
And to name the chord is important to some.
So they give a word, and the word is OM.
by Doktorfunk May 11, 2006
Get the Ommug.