Dodger of Zion's definitions

jeep

In Appalachian English, to "jeep" is to act a fool, to steal, or to just be plain stupid.

"Don't you be jeepin in this here office."

"Hey fuckwad, don't jeep my Marbs, those things are $4 a pack."

"Yeah, he really jeeped his Honda on the Turnpike."

by Dodger of Zion June 9, 2007

The Void

An upcoming doom that will consume all.

"The Void is coming!"

by Dodger Of Zion July 11, 2003

Happy Factory

The genital area. Applies to all sexes.

The DMV rejected my birth certificate; I want to kick the clerk in the happy factory.

by Dodger of Zion July 17, 2011

Buck Star

A devoted young man who travelled to ALL EIGHT audition cities for "Last Comic Standing," finally got a shot in Tampa, but never an invite to be one of the big 40.

I was really hoping for Buck Star to get an invite... The guy's got something going.

by Dodger of Zion June 8, 2004

quarter life crisis

Named for 25 year olds who are (nearly) fresh out of college, and either can't get a job or can't make ends meet.

My fiance's in a quarter life crisis.

by Dodger Of Zion May 11, 2004

Florida Feet

The excruciating, throbbing, blistering pain of the feet caused by extreme amounts of walking within a 24 hour period; so named because this condition tends to inflict visitors to Orlando theme parks, but can be applied to any leisurely activity involving copious walking. Can usually be prevented by wearing comfortable shoes, and can usually be cured by soaking one's feet in icy Natty Light.

Remind me not to wear my sandals next time we go to Ocean City. I've got a bitching case of Florida Feet!

by Dodger of Zion March 29, 2010

cactus ass

A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.

Remind me not to get the Inferno Burger next time we go out to eat; that gave me mad cactus ass.

by Dodger of Zion November 19, 2010