Barney

The only good Bush in the White House, Dubya's Scottish Terrier. Was born in New Jersey by Christine Todd Whitman's scotties.

"Barney is the only good Bush. The only time he lies is when he goes to sleep."

by Dodger of Zion July 23, 2004

dot com

A business which mainly does dealings over the internet; an electronic business that suffered from the economy.

The dotcom boom has been over since 2000, dude.

by Dodger Of Zion July 12, 2003

Happy Factory

The genital area. Applies to all sexes.

The DMV rejected my birth certificate; I want to kick the clerk in the happy factory.

by Dodger of Zion July 16, 2011

Mike Smith

To really fuck up; taken from Dallas Stars goalie Mike Smith.

He could have made an easy stop, but instead, he Mike Smithed face first in the wrong direction and we lost the fucking game.

by Dodger of Zion January 17, 2008

cactus ass

A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.

Remind me not to get the Inferno Burger next time we go out to eat; that gave me mad cactus ass.

by Dodger of Zion November 16, 2010

Detroit Red Wings

The New York Yankees, New England Patriots, or Los Angeles Lakers of hockey; take your pick.

The Detroit Red Wings don't win the Cup, they buy it!

by Dodger of Zion May 13, 2008

good night funnyman

Often uttered on Fark.com, Slashdot, and other comment-enabled news sites whenever a celebrity, more often than not a comedian, passes on.

"SAD: Chris Farley is Dead."
"Good night funnyman."

by Dodger of Zion April 04, 2006