Definitions by Dodger of Zion

Detroit Red Wings 

The New York Yankees, New England Patriots, or Los Angeles Lakers of hockey; take your pick.

The Detroit Red Wings don't win the Cup, they buy it!

Detroit Red Wings by Dodger of Zion May 13, 2008

apple juice 

The specimen provided for a piss test or drug test; from the color of the piss in the cup.

"What were you doing at Labcorp?"
"Dropping off my apple juice."

apple juice by Dodger of Zion March 4, 2008

Mike Smith 

To really fuck up; taken from Dallas Stars goalie Mike Smith.

He could have made an easy stop, but instead, he Mike Smithed face first in the wrong direction and we lost the fucking game.

Mike Smith by Dodger of Zion January 18, 2008

jeep 

In Appalachian English, to "jeep" is to act a fool, to steal, or to just be plain stupid.

"Don't you be jeepin in this here office."

"Hey fuckwad, don't jeep my Marbs, those things are $4 a pack."

"Yeah, he really jeeped his Honda on the Turnpike."

jeep by Dodger of Zion June 9, 2007

good night funnyman

Often uttered on Fark.com, Slashdot, and other comment-enabled news sites whenever a celebrity, more often than not a comedian, passes on.

"SAD: Chris Farley is Dead."
"Good night funnyman."

good night funnyman by Dodger of Zion April 23, 2006

Nick Frost 

Born 28 March 1972, he is an actor best known in the UK for the Channel 4 show Spaced, and in the US for the film Shaun of the Dead.

"Men have an unspoken telepathy, a biological connection between male psyches. Whether they know each other or not, put a group of them together, always the same." - Nick Frost as Mike Watts in Spaced.

Nick Frost by Dodger of Zion March 30, 2005

stock 

Mediocre, vanilla, or "regular." Nothing different.

I think it's fucking stock, alright? It's stock to my ears! - Lars Ulrich

stock by Dodger of Zion March 25, 2005