jeep

In Appalachian English, to "jeep" is to act a fool, to steal, or to just be plain stupid.
"Don't you be jeepin in this here office."

"Hey fuckwad, don't jeep my Marbs, those things are $4 a pack."

"Yeah, he really jeeped his Honda on the Turnpike."
by Dodger of Zion May 22, 2007
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wwebsite as on the internet

To commit a fail of such a gargantuan degree, a scope that can not be defined using human terms. First made popular by such failure from Ocean Marketing, as published by Penny Arcade.
Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up.
by Dodger of Zion December 28, 2011
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apple juice

The specimen provided for a piss test or drug test; from the color of the piss in the cup.
"What were you doing at Labcorp?"
"Dropping off my apple juice."
by Dodger of Zion March 04, 2008
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silver shamrock

Overused internet saying, started by the Clock Crew. It's meant to be a substitute for LOL, because Dwarfinator got banned for saying LOL on the NG boards. Taken from a costume company in the Halloween movies.
by Dodger of Zion January 13, 2004
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human malware

The 'rona. COVID. Coronavirus. Coined in 2020 as a slang term to get around content filters specifically looking for COVID-19 for purposes of demonetization.
My unvaccinated sister came to Thanksgiving and now our whole family has human malware.
by Dodger of Zion January 08, 2022
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Utopia

A board dedicated to the discussion of the NCAA Football and Madden Football video game series. Features many interesting and funny characters. The only place where an Auburn fan and an Alabama fan can agree on SOMETHING!
I went to Utopia today and saw another BCS thread. I thought I was gonna flip, until ECH made another one of his interesting threads!
by Dodger Of Zion June 29, 2004
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Barney

The only good Bush in the White House, Dubya's Scottish Terrier. Was born in New Jersey by Christine Todd Whitman's scotties.
"Barney is the only good Bush. The only time he lies is when he goes to sleep."
by Dodger of Zion July 23, 2004
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