Dodger of Zion's definitions
"Don't you be jeepin in this here office."
"Hey fuckwad, don't jeep my Marbs, those things are $4 a pack."
"Yeah, he really jeeped his Honda on the Turnpike."
"Hey fuckwad, don't jeep my Marbs, those things are $4 a pack."
"Yeah, he really jeeped his Honda on the Turnpike."
by Dodger of Zion June 9, 2007
Get the jeepmug. To commit a fail of such a gargantuan degree, a scope that can not be defined using human terms. First made popular by such failure from Ocean Marketing, as published by Penny Arcade.
Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up.
by Dodger of Zion December 30, 2011
Get the wwebsite as on the internetmug. A devoted young man who travelled to ALL EIGHT audition cities for "Last Comic Standing," finally got a shot in Tampa, but never an invite to be one of the big 40.
by Dodger of Zion June 8, 2004
Get the Buck Starmug. by Dodger of Zion March 25, 2005
Get the stockmug. He could have made an easy stop, but instead, he Mike Smithed face first in the wrong direction and we lost the fucking game.
by Dodger of Zion January 18, 2008
Get the Mike Smithmug. The excruciating, throbbing, blistering pain of the feet caused by extreme amounts of walking within a 24 hour period; so named because this condition tends to inflict visitors to Orlando theme parks, but can be applied to any leisurely activity involving copious walking. Can usually be prevented by wearing comfortable shoes, and can usually be cured by soaking one's feet in icy Natty Light.
Remind me not to wear my sandals next time we go to Ocean City. I've got a bitching case of Florida Feet!
by Dodger of Zion March 29, 2010
Get the Florida Feetmug. A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.
by Dodger of Zion November 19, 2010
Get the cactus assmug.