Dodger of Zion's definitions

Florida Feet

The excruciating, throbbing, blistering pain of the feet caused by extreme amounts of walking within a 24 hour period; so named because this condition tends to inflict visitors to Orlando theme parks, but can be applied to any leisurely activity involving copious walking. Can usually be prevented by wearing comfortable shoes, and can usually be cured by soaking one's feet in icy Natty Light.

Remind me not to wear my sandals next time we go to Ocean City. I've got a bitching case of Florida Feet!

by Dodger of Zion March 29, 2010

hipster box

Within the Channel Awesome/TGWTG community, a hipster box is an Apple computer of any build, be it a desktop or portable computer. So named for the purported number of hipsters that own said Apples.

Friend A: Did you ever update your Skype?
Friend B: I can't dude, I have a hipster box.

by Dodger of Zion May 2, 2011

fail snail

Appears in Skype whenever a file transfer becomes impossibly slow, whether on the sender's end or the receiver's end. Similar to the fail whale of Twitter fame.

I kept trying to get the project files from her, but NO, the damn fail snail kept cockblocking me!

by Dodger of Zion July 25, 2010

cactus ass

A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.

Remind me not to get the Inferno Burger next time we go out to eat; that gave me mad cactus ass.

by Dodger of Zion November 19, 2010

good night funnyman

Often uttered on Fark.com, Slashdot, and other comment-enabled news sites whenever a celebrity, more often than not a comedian, passes on.

"SAD: Chris Farley is Dead."
"Good night funnyman."

by Dodger of Zion April 23, 2006

jeep

In Appalachian English, to "jeep" is to act a fool, to steal, or to just be plain stupid.

"Don't you be jeepin in this here office."

"Hey fuckwad, don't jeep my Marbs, those things are $4 a pack."

"Yeah, he really jeeped his Honda on the Turnpike."

by Dodger of Zion June 9, 2007

apple juice

The specimen provided for a piss test or drug test; from the color of the piss in the cup.

"What were you doing at Labcorp?"
"Dropping off my apple juice."

by Dodger of Zion March 4, 2008