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Person A: Why is there so little traffic this morning? It's Thursday.
Person B: Labor Day holiday creep.
Person B: Labor Day holiday creep.
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Mike Pence, what a flyovernor.
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Person A: Hey, what happened to your old phone?
Person B: It fell into the crapper the other day.
Person A: Ah, playing Words with Little Brown Friends again, eh? Dumbass.
Person B: It fell into the crapper the other day.
Person A: Ah, playing Words with Little Brown Friends again, eh? Dumbass.
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by Doctorjay December 10, 2014
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Joe Theismann: 'On the other side of the ball, who would have thought we'd be wondering when the Colts' struggling offense will get untracked?'
Reader: 'WTF does that even mean, Joe?'
Reader: 'WTF does that even mean, Joe?'
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