Doctor Wojak's definitions

soybridging

A move made in bedwars (a popular Minecraft mini-game) in which a player is provoked in some sort of way and begins bridging insanely quickly out of rage or panic.

I fireballed FaZeChrisKyle off the map and now he's soybridging to mid.

by Doctor Wojak September 24, 2021

Pussycathing

Sounding, but done to a woman's urethra instead of a penis.

She's into pussycathing, and I don't really know how to feel about it.

by Doctor Wojak October 19, 2021

Darkthinking

The entertaining, pondering, and discussion of thoughts likely to be deemed dangerous by (and to) the current status quo/powers that be. Darkthinking is most commonly performed during congregations of the intellectual underground, consisting of talking points like legalizing weed, college sucks, digital marketing strategies, and Chinese thoughts. Darkthinking is responsible for many of mankind's greatest innovations such as the wheel, democracy, and videos.

Bro I got a 5th of Tequila come over for the Darkthinking sesh

by Doctor Wojak September 30, 2025

Hot Minecraft Bitch

A informal term used to describe any female.

Jimmy Fallon: Welcome on to the show Waka! How have you been doing man?
Waka Flocka Flame: Hot Minecraft Bitch

by Doctor Wojak April 13, 2023

Criptocurrency

The currency used by the violent street gang known as the Crips, based in southern California. Also known as money or the US dollar.

I'm going to pay for this crack using criptocurrency.

by Doctor Wojak November 8, 2021

eskimayos

Scandinavians

I just got jumped by a posse of Eskimayos. They tried to rob me for my "fleece jackets and finasteride" but I didn't have any. They didn't take my wallet or Jordans

by Doctor Wojak December 1, 2024

Physical NFT

Shit you buy at the fucking store

Bought a physical NFT of Skittles at 7/11.

by Doctor Wojak October 19, 2021