Doctor Science's definitions

wailing wall

noun. A Facebook wall with an emotional complaint, desperate cry for help, or call for attention that draws numerous sympathetic and sentimental comments from Facebook friends.

verb. Making such a post.

She was really close with her pet goldfish, and after it died, her wailing wall had fifty comments! I was impressed that so many people had so much love!

After he got fired, he wailing walled on Facebook and got so much pity that he felt OK being unemployed for a couple of months.

by Doctor Science November 28, 2010

involvulated

to be excessively involved or committed to a person, place, thing, or process

"Wow, you are back early from that cocktail event!"
--"Yes, I was hungry, and there was no need to get involvulated yet!"

by Doctor Science October 27, 2010

plurfect

Perfect, but in plural, because the perfection is in several ways at once.

Someone shows up just at the right moment to catch a bus, and is dressed really nicely. The timing is perfect, and so is the appearance. Plurfect!

by Doctor Science July 27, 2008

goobersquatch

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.

He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!

by Doctor Science July 27, 2008

Caraoke

Singing along with music in a car, especially loudly and passionately.

That long road trip felt a lot (shorter/longer) because of the Caraoke.

by Doctor Science May 26, 2008

frellow

a friendly fellow, someone who brightens a room

You're a great frellow, I want you on my team!

by Doctor Science May 24, 2008

goobersquatch

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.

He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!

by Doctor Science May 21, 2008