Doctor Science's definitions

covid coven

Friends, family and/or romantic partners who maintain close physical proximity and human contact together while social distancing from the rest of the world during the COVID19 pandemic.

"I'd be so lonely, so deeply all alone, if it weren't for my COVID coven. We love and sustain each other. So more than we could ever do over Zoom."

by Doctor Science March 27, 2020

turkey fast

going on a fast-- eating nothing-- except turkey. This can be done for several days after Thanksgiving. It cleans out your digestive system and also your fridge.

--There was half a turkey left over after Thanksgiving. So, I decided to detox my body with a turkey fast

by Doctor Science November 28, 2012

low self-esteemy

adjective for low self-esteem. Showing a lack of self-confidence and too much need for approval from others, being too whiny.

She felt so low self-esteemy it was too awkward to see people, and she had to go home and lie down.

Enough whining and worrying! Cheer up, you have a lot of talents. Enough being low self-esteemy!

by Doctor Science October 21, 2012

Why is that even a brainer?

alternative phrasing for "it's a no-brainer", meaning, "Yes, of course, it's obvious."

"Go see the Hunger Games? Why is that even a brainer?"

by Doctor Science August 9, 2012

yoga body

n. the kind of body one develops with years of yoga practice: taller, thin, with legs and buttocks that look like ropes and a bony back and neck.

--"I've been working for years at my yoga, and finally can do all the postures really well."

--"You do seem fit and relaxed, and you wear your yoga body well!"

by Doctor Science August 9, 2012

parading in your rain

being upbeat and optimistic while someone is being pessimistic or bitter. Opposite of raining on someone's parade.

"The world is going to hell fast!"
"Excuse me for parading in your rain, but it's a beautiful day on the beach and you look gorgeous!"

by Doctor Science December 4, 2011

Labia Day

Another name for Labor Day, used to make it more interesting and suggestive of what the day could be used for.

-What are you guys up to this Labia Day?

-On Labia Day? What do you think?

by Doctor Science September 6, 2011