lignogenic potential

From the Greek, combining lignos, the word for "wood" with "genesis" meaning to give birth to. This pharse describes the ability a particular woman has to inspire an erection. Not to be confused with a perfect erection, the so-called "lignogenesis perfecta".
Man, this disco blows. Not one of these bufforillas has any lignogenic potential.
by Docsabre May 15, 2007
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Transfeculation

The process whereby a group of people impress each other by discussing things about which none of them have any idea. The result is to confuse knowledge with excrement and come away feeling full in one’s mind and empty in one’s bowels.
Did you see that news documentary last night? It was an amazing piece of transfeculation between the host and a panel of biased guests.
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Toobin

The act of playing with your weiner when you think no one on the Zoom conference can see you.
Did you hear about that CNN legal analyst who was caught Toobin on his video conference call? No way! Who was it? Jeffrey Toobin! How co-incidental is that?!
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diamond cutter

an erection so hard a cat cannot scratch it
What did Bill give you for your birthday?

He took me to dinner and then we went home and he showed me his diamond cutter.
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lignogenic

A quasi-medical term derived from the Greek root words, lignos meaning "wood" and genesis meaning "to give rise to". The term refers to someone, usually a nubile woman, who causes you to get an erection.
Sarah Palin is pretty hot but her daughter Bristol is more lignogenic.
by docsabre April 22, 2009
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