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Definitions by Djesse

Morty
Morty by Djesse April 12, 2020

Virtual Dipshit 

A person who always has something to say about anything and always wrong ,

A piece of shit who can't even enjoy a good meme without having to ruin it with his bitch comments ,

A snitch who always report your shit . Mostly found on Facebook.
Jim: This meme is offensive! I'll report it to admins

Admin : shut the fuck up you virtual dipshit
Virtual Dipshit by Djesse April 11, 2020
The guy you don't fuck with his daughter

Usually a cop
Guy 1 : yo last night I made lily suck my balls

Guy 2 : you realise she's a teen bro wtf ?!

Guy 1 : so what

Guy 2 : you're fucked she's Bob's daughter

Guy 1 : oh shit !
Bob by Djesse April 11, 2020
What you should get for your hole family .
Mug by Djesse January 1, 2020
*trump enhales oxygen*

*some African villager in Uganda chokes*
Oxygen by Djesse November 23, 2019
What the third world uses instead of air conditioning

also used as a solution for mosquitoes for those who doesn't like chemicals
Mosquito : imma get a sip of that yummy blood
Fan : *blows air*
Mosquito : *flies away
Fan by Djesse October 5, 2019
Its fucking water m8
Water by Djesse June 18, 2019