Djesse 's definitions

Morty

A fat old jewish writer .

Morty

by Djesse April 12, 2020

Virtual Dipshit

A person who always has something to say about anything and always wrong ,

A piece of shit who can't even enjoy a good meme without having to ruin it with his bitch comments ,

A snitch who always report your shit . Mostly found on Facebook.

Jim: This meme is offensive! I'll report it to admins

Admin : shut the fuck up you virtual dipshit

by Djesse April 11, 2020

Bob

The guy you don't fuck with his daughter

Usually a cop

Guy 1 : yo last night I made lily suck my balls

Guy 2 : you realise she's a teen bro wtf ?!

Guy 1 : so what

Guy 2 : you're fucked she's Bob's daughter

Guy 1 : oh shit !

by Djesse April 11, 2020

Mug

What you should get for your hole family .

Get a mug for your Uncle Barry !

by Djesse January 1, 2020

Oxygen

What politicians are wasting

*trump enhales oxygen*

*some African villager in Uganda chokes*

by Djesse November 23, 2019

Fan

What the third world uses instead of air conditioning

also used as a solution for mosquitoes for those who doesn't like chemicals

Mosquito : imma get a sip of that yummy blood
Fan : *blows air*
Mosquito : *flies away

by Djesse October 5, 2019

Water

Its fucking water m8

Drink water or die

by Djesse June 18, 2019